Screen Name commented on Two New Shows About Call Girls, at 3:41 PM on Mar 25 I'm looking forward to this summer's surefire comedic blockbuster, Penny Booker: High-Class Hooker, a spinoff from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. more »

Screen Name commented on CNN Launches A Comedy News Show, at 3:18 PM on Mar 25 I would like to see comedy take over everything because soon people will have had enough comedy. more »

Screen Name commented on Watch Your Favorite Countries Get Ignored By The News In Brilliant Technicolor, at 2:11 PM on Mar 25 Call me a dreamer, but I would really like to see a three-dimensional map that represents each country with a color based on geographic location and political boundaries including life size topographical features. more »

Screen Name commented on Does Every Store Clerk in SoHo Have to be a Total Bitch?, at 1:57 PM on Mar 25 I too have found it difficult to return unused items to SoHo businesses, especially the restaurants. more »

Screen Name commented on Touré Has Lost Any Possible Street Cred, at 3:07 PM on Mar 24 He should just be happy he doesn't live across the street from a Google Maps House. more »

Screen Name commented on Guess The Context!, at 2:34 PM on Mar 24 Police Bust Celebrity Fetal Cosmetics Harvesting Ring? more »

Screen Name commented on How to Explain a Recession, at 2:23 PM on Mar 24 @Nard38: Consequently, I'm seriously considering pulling my account from my broker, Fourteen Inch Rectumstretcher & Sons. more »

Screen Name commented on A Drug Deal Caught From Every Angle, at 2:03 PM on Mar 24 I find it incredible that in this day and age everyone just assumes that a group of young black men standing around on a street corner in Chicago would not want to be photographed by the Google Maps VW while selling crack. more »

Screen Name commented on The Media Wants You Fat And Broke!, at 1:19 PM on Mar 24 A cautionary tale, to be sure. more »

Screen Name commented on Live Fast, Die Old, at 11:53 AM on Mar 24 If I owned a fast food restaurant, I would seriously consider having myself cryogenically deep-fried until science discovers a cure for male pattern baldness. more »

Screen Name commented on Bullying Article Encourages Bullying Of The 'Times', at 11:36 AM on Mar 24 This unfortunate situation could easily be resolved by Billy's parents if they would take 10 minutes out of their day to fill out some simple paperwork at the local courthouse legally changing his name to "Bully" Wolfe. Later, back at school, Bully (was: Billy) would show the legal paperwork to the bullies. more »

Screen Name commented on Every Profession Must Have Its Reality Show, at 3:02 PM on Jan 30 I would like to see a show called America's Next Top Customer, Client, Shopper and Patient. more »

Screen Name commented on Obama Will Change America Right Back To 1960, at 1:31 PM on Jan 30 The one thing I remember most vividly about the 1960s is dad warning us about relying on Uncle Sam. more »

Screen Name commented on Snootastic 'Metropolitan Diary' One-Liners, at 2:40 PM on Jan 28 After removing all the scumbag's identifying jewelry and tossing it down a storm drain, I helped Detective Byrne fold the dead guy in half and stuff him in the barrel, straining my back and getting blood all over my... more »

Screen Name commented on New Yorker's Hilton Als Totally Wants to Get With Vanna White, at 9:26 AM on Jan 28 Unfortunate usage of "Barthesian blank" in an article written after 1974. more »

Screen Name commented on Roger Stone Finds His Voice, at 5:16 PM on Jan 24 Bored Infighters Tackling Clinton Hegemony. more »

Screen Name commented on Roger Stone Finds His Voice, at 5:11 PM on Jan 24 Hours? more »

Screen Name commented on Florida's First Epstein Sex Suit Filed!, at 3:20 PM on Jan 24 "Hello, you've touched the voice mail of Jeffrey Epstein, I - wait, did I say touched? more »