freeoverunders commented on How Threesomes Started, Ended for New Jersey Guv

"@belltolls: That is, in the worst way it can be said, very comforting."

freeoverunders commented on How Threesomes Started, Ended for New Jersey Guv

"Maybe I'm just not old enough to know the history."

freeoverunders commented on New York 'Post' Has Best Week Ever

"This week the Post was like some impossible dream."

freeoverunders commented on NYT Readers Mystified By Hooker Pictures

"It's sad to realize that the paper of record thinks we are idiots."

freeoverunders commented on For Discussion: The Guilty Pleasures of Misspent Youth

"When I was 8 I had a dream about Fabio."

freeoverunders commented on Commenter Executions: Help Us Decide

"Will suggesting myself for execution get me a sympathy stay?"

freeoverunders commented on Kristen: The Definitive Gallery

"The Eliot Spitzer Home Game: Load a hi-res version of your favorite close-up shot of Kristen's face."

freeoverunders commented on The Five Most Obnoxious Grave-Dances By Spitzer Critics

"I think Dobbs will wait until he can be on TV and within a few feet of Spitzer."

freeoverunders commented on Tim Gunn On The Record

"Having a three way with Anderson Cooper and Tim Gunn is the closest you can get to time machine-related sexcapades."

freeoverunders commented on Defamer Exclusive! First Report Of Britney Spears Huffing Smokes Between 'How I Met Your Mother' Takes!

"Every time someone says that Britney Spears is looking better I'm just reminded of how we're doing "better" in Iraq."

freeoverunders commented on The 'Times' Found 'Kristen'!

"The New York Times scooped their rivals twice inside of a week."

freeoverunders commented on Wow, Quick

""I'm tired of having three out of every fifteen phone calls get dropped.""

freeoverunders commented on Per Company Policy, No BBC Employee Is Interested In "Whatever I Can Get"

"As we speak, Christiane Amanpour is untagging the pictures from Tom Brokaw's recent Blunt-Rolling Competition."

freeoverunders commented on Starbucks Giveth Disease, Then Taketh Away

"Who was wearing the dishwashing gloves on their dick?"

freeoverunders commented on Eliot, We Hardly Spitz Ye: The 2-Minute Resignation

"Homework assignment for the commenters: Look at pictures of Eliot Spitzer from the past few days while listening to Queen's "You're My Best Friend.""

freeoverunders commented on More Credit Cards You Will Never Have

"I used to say that I wouldn't even know what a million dollars looked like if I tripped over it."

freeoverunders commented on A Brief, Light Evening of the Soul with Tim Gunn

"Sally Field and Tilda Swinton?"

freeoverunders commented on Spitzer Dropped $80k On Hookers Over 10 Years

"This confirms my theory that if someone looks creepy..."