Helman commented on A Frame-by-Frame Analysis of Obama's Alleged Ass-Peek

"It must be said: the "down and to the right" line was very, very good."

Helman commented on "I'm 50. And Mostly Like to Stretch."

"@scroll_lock: Oh, pap!"

Helman commented on The American President is an Ass Man, Apparently

"I love you, Cajun Boy, but come on."

Helman commented on Gawker Comments Are Made of Stars

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: Don't forget The Unethicist!"

Helman commented on The Ten Most Important Moments of the Michael Jackson Memorial Mess

"Who the hell thought it was a good idea to let that child speak?!?!?!"

Helman commented on The Holiday Weekend Is Upon Us

"@minou: Um, yes."

Helman commented on The Holiday Weekend Is Upon Us

"We are all acting like children."

Helman commented on Renee Zellweger is the Tiger in Bradley Cooper's Bathroom

"Everything about Dianne Keaton is awesome."

Helman commented on 'Bruno' Strips For Conan

"@ChillbearLatrigue: He can never surpass the awesomeness that was Ali G."

Helman commented on iPhone Porn Makes Long-Awaited App Debut

"@iplaudius: Ha!"