Kellimanjaro commented on Madonna And Guy Ritchie: Fuck The Haters

"What is he doing??"

Kellimanjaro commented on Legal Grounds

"This is nothing a little passive-aggressive behavior won't cure."

Kellimanjaro commented on Little Beauties, Or, The Making Of A Psychologically Damaged Child

"Didja notice how the child who appears most normal is also referred to as "The Longshot"?"

Kellimanjaro commented on Loose Lips

"Funny, Beck's had more junk in the Armani trunk. On that note, who's up for a retro-shorts MLS match, like the NBA did a couple years ago?"

Kellimanjaro commented on Would You Get "Botox For The Résumé"?

"I have news for you young 'uns (although I'm not that much older): the aging process, which has been tooling along steadily and manageably til now, hits high gear around 38, 39."

Kellimanjaro commented on Sean Penn: He's Baaaaack

"Shoes?"

Kellimanjaro commented on Teen Mom Denies Pregnancy Pact; Principal Stands By His Story

"As a high school teacher, the attacks on the principal do not surprise me."

Kellimanjaro commented on Gwyneth Paltrow Looks Headed For A Fall

"Maybe Salma Hayek can lend Gwynnie her body person."

Kellimanjaro commented on Girl-On-Girl Singer's Shameful Christian Past

"@HeatherNumber1: Thank you, Heather, for that Craigslist "best of." It provides the yin to my yang when I explain to others I have no interest in participating in bi sex."

Kellimanjaro commented on Girl-On-Girl Singer's Shameful Christian Past

"There must be a formula for the choreography of female music videos: Writhe on bed, place face sideways against wall, crawl panther-like on floor, stroke thighs, run back of hand down face while open-mouthed and closed-eyed... Am I forgetting anything?"

Kellimanjaro commented on Madonna & Son David Have A Ball At The Yankees Game

"George Carlin, RIP, had some great thoughts on children."

Kellimanjaro commented on Loose Lips

"Nothing like a heavily synthesized voice to prove you got chops."

Kellimanjaro commented on Madonna & Son David Have A Ball At The Yankees Game

"Despite the title of this feature ("SJ"), it's impossible to judge one's ability at something as profoundly multi-faceted as parenting in a mere photograph...a split-second moment snapped in time."

Kellimanjaro commented on Shove It

"@Meg: And I can't wait to see the Verizon commercial, with the entire network marching out of his rectum. On a side note, Verizon's shilling a new phone: the Chocolate."

Kellimanjaro commented on We wanted to bring your attention

""A woman's place is in a skirt"?? Damn...and I was just getting this whole barefoot/in the kitchen thing down."

Kellimanjaro commented on Prince William Pitches A Tent • Larry King Rocks Out

"I thought Hathaway was Katie Holmes letting her hair grow out."

Kellimanjaro commented on Kid Who Makes Burgers Is A Ham

"@amoureuse will take the jerk over jesus: No need to wait 6 years to gain those 50 pounds... Have you seen that recipe?? • Ground sirloin • 1 ounce Brie cheese • Croissant • 2 ounces au gratin potatoes, homemade or store-bought • Pommes frites Holy myocardial infarction!"

Kellimanjaro commented on Salma Hayek Steps Down

"WTF is it about being a celebrity that makes one utterly unable to step down a 6" step without someone stabilizing her?"