"I have news for you young 'uns (although I'm not that much older): the aging process, which has been tooling along steadily and manageably til now, hits high gear around 38, 39."
"@HeatherNumber1: Thank you, Heather, for that Craigslist "best of." It provides the yin to my yang when I explain to others I have no interest in participating in bi sex."
"There must be a formula for the choreography of female music videos:
Writhe on bed, place face sideways against wall, crawl panther-like on floor, stroke thighs, run back of hand down face while open-mouthed and closed-eyed...
Am I forgetting anything?"
"Despite the title of this feature ("SJ"), it's impossible to judge one's ability at something as profoundly multi-faceted as parenting in a mere photograph...a split-second moment snapped in time."
"@Meg: And I can't wait to see the Verizon commercial, with the entire network marching out of his rectum.
On a side note, Verizon's shilling a new phone: the Chocolate."
"@amoureuse will take the jerk over jesus: No need to wait 6 years to gain those 50 pounds...
Have you seen that recipe??
• Ground sirloin
• 1 ounce Brie cheese
• Croissant
• 2 ounces au gratin potatoes, homemade or store-bought
• Pommes frites
Holy myocardial infarction!"
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