<![CDATA[Comments from La Cieca]]> <![CDATA[Comments from La Cieca]]> <![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Gwyneth Paltrow To Steal Role in Crappy Musical From Anne Hathaway]]> @TimGunn: Yes. This also gives me a second chance to mention Donna McKechnie.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Gwyneth Paltrow To Steal Role in Crappy Musical From Anne Hathaway]]> The word "peculiar" and the goddess Donna McKechnie do not belong on the same page.

However, if you look up the word "peculiar" in a dictionary, right next to it will be a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow singing "I'll Never Fall in Love Again."

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Suburban Ennui and Urban Angst, Explored through Julia Allison's Twitter]]> @rod townsend:

juliaallison I stepped on the ping-pong ball! I just squashed it to bits. And then Bunny and I ran to the closet of the game room to get another ping-pong ball and the closet was locked! Imagine? We had to call the whole thing off. Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly. about 5 hours ago from web

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on "No, I Don't Have a Cat. But I Can Show You My Dogs. Wait... Ohh, I Get It."]]> "Women have long complained that the aging process is unfair to them whereas even the homeliest boy can expect to have the adjective 'distinguished' applied to his appearance later in life."

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Things Are Looking Up For <em>The Women</em> In Hollywood]]> @Notes from the underwhelmed: Miss M is playing Countess de Lave ("Oh, l'amour, l'amour, how it can let you down. Hmm. How it can pick you up again!") The Roz Russell role goes to Annette Bening.

@laughingacademy: There is a strong vein of class critique in the original play that is softened somewhat in the 1939 film, e.g., a scene where a nurse at a private maternity hospital goes off on a rant about how medical care during childbirth is a luxury only rich women can afford.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on <i>New York Times Magazine</i>'s Sleepy Limbaugh Cover Story]]> @Dickdogfood: how exactly do Rush's fans rationalize the Oxycontin addiction?

Well, first of all they get most of their news from Rush, so they hear only his side of the story.

Second, most Rush fans are blue-collar workers or retirees and so a large percentage of them have some personal knowledge the difficulty of managing chronic pain. So they sympathize with what they perceive as Rush's genuine reason to begin taking the medication.

Third, cognitive dissonance likely leads them to deny at least part of the evidence.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Tim Russert, Another Posthumous Cover Star]]> "They Saved Russert's Brain!"

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Britney's Mom's Memoir Apparently Riveting]]> "Sometimes, I've noticed, she wakes up in the morning with bald head."

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Anderson Cooper and Jeffrey Toobin Are Going to "Shoot Some Varmints"]]> "Oh, did I say 'varmints?' I mean to say 'garments'!"

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Pete Wentz: As Gay as He Needs to Be For Gays to Like Him]]> @mathnet: Anytime soon.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Some Suckers Will Buy Cow, Despite Free Milk]]> @ineffable.me:

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Some Suckers Will Buy Cow, Despite Free Milk]]> @PrincessKashmir: maneuvered a ring

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Some Suckers Will Buy Cow, Despite Free Milk]]> One way to know for sure your prospective husband's not gay: he lets you get married in cow-print slingbacks.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on The Best Tunguska Theories]]> That was the sound of God closing the door.

You don't want to be around when He opens the window.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on The Best Tunguska Theories]]> I blame Emily Gould.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Ad Industry Anger Is A Valuable Commodity]]> $100 for 20 minutes, sure. But I charge extra to spew.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Emily Gould's Memoirs]]> Forgive La Cieca if she says she thinks it's obvious where this "[w]ord" is coming from.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on L. Ron Hubbard Middle School Not An Indoctrination Center, Says Scientologist Founder Will Smith]]>

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on The Top 50 New York Eccentrics]]> I realize this is a very old and familiar complaint, but in 2008 is there really no way to create a gallery on the story page, instead of sending us traipsing across dozens of static one-photo pages? (I know, I know. Pageviews. But did the concept of user-friendliness die with the 20th century?)

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on How To Get Hired When You're An Old]]> Now Lisa Johnson Mandell has a six-figure salary as a roadie for Led Zeppelin.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Jakob Lodwick Defenders Weigh In]]> @allyzay: Oh, I don't know...

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Emily Gould's Book Proposal Unveiled]]> @Rock_Hunter: There's your answer, Rod: people want to read about waking up with balled fists.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Emily Gould's Book Proposal Unveiled]]> Turn Those Blogging Hands Into Angry Balled Fists

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on World's Saddest Millionaire Quits Internet]]> Irony: a rant about quitting the internet, and in the sidebar this button:

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on World's Saddest Millionaire Quits Internet]]> It breaks my heart every time a promising young internet millionaire turns into Hyacinth Bucket.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Emily Gould's Highly-Guarded Book Proposal]]> @rod townsend: I don't think there's a market for a memoir unless it has at least one of these qualities:

a) you are a famous person by nature (e.g., your father is the President of the United States);

b) you have become a famous person through some deed or misdeed of your own (say, Paris Hilton or Lance Armstrong);

c) your biography can be manipulated into a story arc suitable for the Lifetime Movie Network. This almost invariably involves the death of a family member from cancer or drug abuse, and the Life Lessons learned therefrom.

For you, a) is not an option, and at the moment you don't quite qualify for b). So I would say your shot right now is to invite your whole family for a sundrenched beach vacation, provide unlimited free heroin, and then wait for the bodies to start piling up.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Emily Gould's Highly-Guarded Book Proposal]]> "These Emily Gould stories are unusable! I mean, some of them aren't even stories! Look, this is a list of things in her apartment!"

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Top Ten Worst Kissers In Hollywood: From The 'Icky' To The 'Sweaty' To Tongues That Taste Like 'Kitty Litter']]> "Finally I realized that Siena's cavity needed a little filling."

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Which Designer Likes 'Slutty Girls Who Dress Badly'?]]> #3:

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Mike Myers: International Man of Not-So-Much Mystery]]> @Richard: I>being called gay is "backlash"?

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Mike Myers: International Man of Not-So-Much Mystery]]> All those hockey stick sightings! At last, it all ties in!

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Which Actor Is Going Gay in Bar Bathrooms?]]> 2: Terence Howard ("rooftop" = "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof").

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Which Actor Is Going Gay in Bar Bathrooms?]]> One more clue: #2 and #3 started doing it in a train that left Boston at 9:30 PM, headed south at 50 miles per hour.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Sean Avery Raiding The Wrong Closets At <i>Vogue</i>]]> That must be one freaking huge hat.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Peggy Noonan Is America's Princess]]> @Nick Denton: The word you're looking for is "camp."

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Where Did All The News Go?]]> The worst film of the year, M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening

So they wised up and released The Love Guru direct to DVD?

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented]]> This guy puts the "nil" in Nilla.

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on Entertainment in New York City]]> "Happy Holidays from Nick and the Gang at Gawker!"

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<![CDATA[La Cieca commented on "Come With Me If You Want to Live."]]> Caution: objects in mirror are gaunter than they appear.

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