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PimpMyCouch on Mar 19, 2008
I watched Tim Gunn on the Biggest Loser last night, and he was lovely! I think I have a crush! I also thought of you. That's all. Weird comment over!
cdcollection on Jan 16, 2008
Props for your writing skills. You're the reason I stick around Gawker these days.
SpicyTamale πβɸ on Jan 15, 2008
i read what you wrote about BraD Renfro and it was so beautiful. You have a way with words...
JNOV on Jan 15, 2008
Just read your post about Brad Renfro -- the part where you explain why we should give a damn. You have a special way about you.
SuperBien on Jan 9, 2008
Thanks for picking my submission for Tina Fey's strike pic caption. I love you so much I'm going to take you behind the middle school and get you pregnant.
RosemarysBabyDaddy on Jan 8, 2008
I'm back, Happy New Years.
so would you like a spring or summer wedding?
I have blue eyes. :-)
atipofthehat on Jan 1, 2008
Happy New Year, Richard AKA 'Cait!
Thank you for making me laugh so hard that my beverage came out of my nose and fried my keyboard and burned down my house!
I'm still laughing.
Goodbye, Commenters! on Dec 31, 2007
--HAPPY 2008!--
LOLCAIT'S HOME COURT ADVANTAGE: THE BREAKDOWN
Ray Walston calls you on the phone and reads the special ticker-tape pre-release Gawker proofsheets to you, and you scrawl a witticism, which is posted by carrier pigeon to a Coast Guard vessel. They flash those big lights with the Venetian blinds on them or hand-semaphore your comments to relay them down the coast, where they are placed into a special canvas pouch, hung from a pole, and snagged by a fast mail train. Once the comment has arrived back at HQ via pneumatic tube, set in hot type, proofed on pink tissue, and paired with the proper post (by now copied faithfully onto crinkly parchment with majiscule lettering), Nick Denton reads both, approves them, drips some hot red wax on his death's-head signet ring, and presses his seal of approval onto the parchment. Only then is a "post" released--with a comment that just happens to be "early."
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@LolCait: *is.
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Does the way she's sitting bother anybody else?
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@videogoddess: @Seeräuber Jenny: Yes.
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"Just saw ScarJo in London.
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Oh and look!
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It was nice of her to let that freshman film student make the video.
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Blogs AND websites??
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@Chaim Gnadelstein: Donkey is better.
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Carla Gugino looks terrible.
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Diego Rivera had a sort of mean-spirited line of tweezers.
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@InternExtraordinaire: Sadly, Gabrielle Carteris.
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@Colonel Mustard: Kiki Smith brand apple juice is sinfully good.
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LolCait commented on Things That Exist, at 5:42 PM on Apr 28
@Richard: You're really not supposed to call people Polacks anymore, Richard.
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LolCait commented on Things That Exist, at 5:39 PM on Apr 28
@Richard: Kara Walker's malt liquor is delicious.
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@WideStanceRomancer: Oh, Canada.
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LolCait commented on Finding Julia Allison's Shadow, at 10:14 AM on Apr 25
I'm sorry.
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It would be funny if she secretly worked in ad sales at TONY.
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