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"@helveticamistress: Seriously, those comments are the greatest source of unintentional comedy this side of John Fitzgerald Page. "That was A great presentation,its hard to articulate thoughts into a speach sometimes, (it is for me anywase) but it just shows you truely beleve in Ron Paul he seems to be geting pretty popular with all the discontent we have for our mainstream runners, I hope that made sense.""

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"Between Josh and this, I'm having a wonderful Gawker day today."

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"This is just like the last scene of AI, only without the aliens."

Metcalf commented on Are Bloggers Bipolar?

"Question, cribbed from Broadcast News: how many cameras did he take to that interview?"

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"Every single book?!"

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"This would never have happened to a water polo player."

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"Am I the only one shocked that Gigi and Archie weren't featured prominently?"

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"If we photograph ourselves in front of each of them, do we get a free rocket launcher that reappears in our apartment every morning?"

Metcalf commented on Puppies: America's Last Taboo

"I don't have a whole lot to add to what DismalScience has already said very well."

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"You do realize, of course, that you've now given the hipster straights seven new ways to cast further ambiguity on their sexuality."