<![CDATA[Comments from mitchel_stevens]]> <![CDATA[Comments from mitchel_stevens]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Departing Intern Would Like to Discuss "the Nature and Merits of Public Service in America" With You]]> @Yawn:
TL;DR, sir.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Ultimate Blu-ray Database for Movie Geeks]]> @mitchel_stevens:
kidding, kidding. just wanted to post this message in the past. now then--

future self: don't take the express home.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Ultimate Blu-ray Database for Movie Geeks]]> FIRST.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Anthrax Babes' Lament: 'We're Boring!']]> @scroll_lock:
Definitely.

It's why I hang out on the Spolid comments and have symposiums about Steven Segal, the G Train and how Nicholas Cage's documentary--National Treasure--is a work of genius.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Martin Bashir's 'Boner' Video]]> @La Cieca:
i like to think that once a week, we can all re-purpose the batman/joker boner images into any comment thread.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on How Popular Are The Olympics, Really?]]> [www.google.com]

OLYMPICS WINS!OLYMPICS WINS!!

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Anthrax Babes' Lament: 'We're Boring!']]> @scroll_lock:
BoingBoing.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Anthrax Babes' Lament: 'We're Boring!']]> @averyreade:
convince io9 to write about anthrax.
i double dog dare you.

and then, convince them to do the top 10 best anthrax scares.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Martin Bashir's 'Boner' Video]]> @sadclown:
doesn't seem to affect his boner.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Martin Bashir's 'Boner' Video]]> doesn't beat this boner.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Words Of Encouragement]]> @mitchel_stevens:
adorable.

god i hate being old. well, not a real old.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Words Of Encouragement]]> @AndWeDieYoung:
they are adorible when they're young.

here--try taking a look at this page.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Anthrax Babes' Lament: 'We're Boring!']]> @averyreade:
Shut Up Mulder

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on The End of the Listicle]]> The Han Solo ice cubes are the greatest invention ever.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on PETA: Speaking Of Cannibal Bus Murders...]]> @Aaron Altman:
say, does your magic phone have Jeffery Lyons' number?

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Victory!]]> I guess when you're 18 you do tend to drop faster than a sack of potatoes.

that said, see you kids friday during the executions.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on NYU J-School Staff Now Just Trolling 'Columbia Journalism Review']]> @notsofresh:
go lifecast it.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on NYU J-School Staff Now Just Trolling 'Columbia Journalism Review']]> omg, commenting on comment on CJR. this is too fucking meta.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Sign Defamer's M. Night Birthday Card!]]> Happy birthday.
Sparklepants.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Oh]]> "Greyhound: The Official Bus of Jack Ketch"

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on The Little ARG That Failed]]> @mitchel_stevens:
but on a more serious moment: to claim ARG are anti-grassroots and against community is just a hair shy of sweeping generalization. I'll be the lame one and cry independent productions work much better with these methods, whereas major studios use them as super cross-media platform advertising channels.

A very cool idea from io9, but I disagree with the final sentiment.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on The Little ARG That Failed]]> ARGs are not grassroots. They are not about community, or word-of-mouth. They really are about saturating the market with brands in order to generate interest in something, just the way old-fashioned advertising is.

The Anti-ARG that is ARG to signal the return of Sploid?

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Cthulhu Monster Keeps Main Character Waiting]]> @Alizarin:
gothic.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Cthulhu Monster Keeps Main Character Waiting]]> this film made me hate Lovecraft. for 20 minutes.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Our FameGame Ranking is Nonexistent]]> at first, meh.

but then:
"Something out of Hellraiser!"

I like her!

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on The Worst Blog Post of the Year]]> It would be socially acceptable if she had a cash fan.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Tucker Max's Movie Script: The Final Lowlights]]> [www.imdb.com]

and meet tucker:
[www.imdb.com]

and here is deaf girl!
[www.imdb.com]

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Murder Confirms Every Bad Stereotype About Video Games]]> After a few hours playing Nintendo's Tetris, I found myself humming a catchy midi song before having to massage the cramp out of my thumb. And then I killed a hooker.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Tucker Max's Movie Script]]> GENIUS.

now post more so i can feel confident i am a better writer than whoever did this.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on A Ballsy Take On Julia Allison]]> You told me your dad started SUN!!!

Well, I lol'ed.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on How Long Before Anne Hathaway's Nude Photos Leak?]]> @valarmorghulis:
as well as in my dreams.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Which Couple is Fleeing Rumors By Leaving New York?]]> @hjih:
those breasts have a name? spectacular!

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Cool Guy In Ad Forgets To Mention He Will Cost You Money]]> so my wanting to punch him is merited? awesome.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on Which Couple is Fleeing Rumors By Leaving New York?]]> 4) Lucy Liu.

but seriously--why is this blind? this is actually...good. isn't it?

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on How to Be an Opinionated Commenter on io9 and Not Get Banned]]> @Annalee Newitz:
actually, i think that's how it currently works.
not that i've been banned before, but let's just say certain video game reviewers can be a bit...touchy.

oh, look! video!

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on All Book Has Going For It Is "Clitoris"]]> @BeRightBack:
was not aware of that one. oddly works.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on How to Be an Opinionated Commenter on io9 and Not Get Banned]]> does this mean we can't use the term "WHORES" when appropriately mocking future pieces on The Spirit ?

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on How to Be an Opinionated Commenter on io9 and Not Get Banned]]> @Garrison Dean, Mr. Privilege:
That doesn't look like Ultra 8.

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on All Book Has Going For It Is "Clitoris"]]> @BeRightBack:
hey! I remember that book. Ryu Murakami is awesome. as is Almost Transparent Blue

]]> <![CDATA[mitchel_stevens commented on I'm a German Tranny, Isn't that Veird?]]> *crosses fingers*

He's really a girl, he's really a girl, he's really a girl, he's really a girl, he's really a girl...

*reads*

fuck.

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