procrastinator, esq. commented on Gawker Comments Are Made of Stars

"But when do we get another Foxymoron thread to play around with?"

procrastinator, esq. commented on Consultant Somewhere Fired

"And, not to get off-track here, but Flynt Publications just bought Whole Foods Market."

procrastinator, esq. commented on Consultant Somewhere Fired

"Cox Communications is nixing their proposed foray into the condiment industry."

procrastinator, esq. commented on Consultant Somewhere Fired

"@procrastinator, esq.: ...er, planned."

procrastinator, esq. commented on Consultant Somewhere Fired

"Looks like that planner merger between Mother Jones magazine and Fuddrucker's is off."

procrastinator, esq. commented on News From Abroad

"@procrastinator, esq.: Then again, maybe Le Monde is writing about a little crepe stand on the corner of the avenue des Ameriques and the rue de Printemps in SoHo?"

procrastinator, esq. commented on News From Abroad

"The article referred to a gentleman eating at a cafe on "Rivoli Street." Is that anywhere near Champs Elysees Avenue or the famous St."

procrastinator, esq. commented on Biden Makes More Promises to Gays

"Auntie Tom."

procrastinator, esq. commented on Twitter Doesn't Care About Iran Anymore

"Somewhere, Andrew Sullivan is crying."

procrastinator, esq. commented on Farrah Fawcett, 1947-2009

"@TheWhiteRabbit: Well, (1) TMZ doesn't have a track record of reporting false information, and (2) where do you think Gawker got this info from in the first place!"