newtojezebel commented on Things I'd Rather Forget

"@bitchyenglishmajor: Did they offer you a discount?"

newtojezebel commented on Things I'd Rather Forget

"@htotheomo: Time for me to go home now!"

newtojezebel commented on Things I'd Rather Forget

"@bitchyenglishmajor: I don't know."

newtojezebel commented on Things I'd Rather Forget

"@Balk: I thought it might have been a joke because sometimes the humour here is a little harsh so I wasn't sure."

newtojezebel commented on Why Do Otherwise Normal Girls Refuse To Go Dutch?

"@prattler: Those "pocket-rubs" were our attempt to steal your wallet although your ego might think otherwise. Signed, All Eastern European strippers"

newtojezebel commented on Elijah Pollack Is Going To Be A Horror

"@htotheomo: I'm Newt Gringrich...I'm Balk...I'm Choire...I'm an editor at VF trying to sabotoge this place because they wouldn't hire me...I'm Jessica "I almost had a nervous breakdown because people treated me the same way I treated them and I couldn't take it" Coen back for revenge...I'm an alien sent by the Scientoligists to destroy you..."

newtojezebel commented on Why Do Otherwise Normal Girls Refuse To Go Dutch?

"@lululemming: I thought he was a philosopher and not a comedien."

newtojezebel commented on Things I'd Rather Forget

"@MercuryPDX: I don't want to imply that what he witnessed wasn't traumatic and awful but it happens in other cities also."

newtojezebel commented on Elijah Pollack Is Going To Be A Horror

"@k122n: Then those "loyal" readers are in dire need of spending less time in front of a computer anyway. I would estimate that almost 90% of the articles here don't have any comments from me."

newtojezebel commented on Why Do Otherwise Normal Girls Refuse To Go Dutch?

"@lululemming: Funny! It reminds me of that joke "take my wife...please" but I can't remember the person who said it."