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Femmeball on Feb 11, 2008
I have a B.A. in theater from a state school, too. Who knew not going to an Ivy could be such a blessing?
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saltwatertaffy commented on Ashley Dupre, Out And About, at 5:25 PM on May 1
anyway, the point is, show up.
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saltwatertaffy commented on Million-Whatever Marches Getting Out Of Control, at 5:23 PM on May 1
Least compensated in nightlife?
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saltwatertaffy commented on Men's Vogue Writer Makes Implausible Gangster, at 4:07 PM on Apr 18
@BettyCrocker: i thought she was going for jessica hahn, and hit the mark right on.
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saltwatertaffy commented on Men's Vogue Writer Makes Implausible Gangster, at 4:05 PM on Apr 18
is that adrien brody in the back row?
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saltwatertaffy commented on Men's Vogue Writer Makes Implausible Gangster, at 4:04 PM on Apr 18
"Kick Me" sign, personified.
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saltwatertaffy commented on "I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre.", at 3:57 PM on Apr 18
@Pope John Peeps II: The latter.
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saltwatertaffy commented on The Pinnacle Of Sitcom Rap, at 3:52 PM on Apr 18
My favorite old-school commercial that painfully integrated rap was "one dumb move can blow your groove", a just-say-no PSA.
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saltwatertaffy commented on "I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre.", at 3:46 PM on Apr 18
what's the compensation anyway?
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saltwatertaffy commented on Tigers!, at 3:43 PM on Apr 18
@saltwatertaffy: shoot.
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saltwatertaffy commented on Tigers!, at 3:41 PM on Apr 18
i cannot help myself.
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saltwatertaffy commented on "I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre.", at 3:27 PM on Apr 18
does that head really go with that body?
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saltwatertaffy commented on Emily Brill, Ex-Fattie: "I Do Feel Like a Cancer Survivor", at 3:24 PM on Apr 18
@NeverEnough: "stabby".
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saltwatertaffy commented on Yuppies: New Name, Same Sense Of Entitlement, at 2:50 PM on Apr 18
I know those are just models and not real arppies, but i had a strong urge to enlarge that photo and slap my monitor just now anyway.
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saltwatertaffy commented on "The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her", at 2:44 PM on Apr 18
Eat this, BryanBoy.
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saltwatertaffy commented on Make The Best Awkward Come-on Tape, at 2:34 PM on Apr 18
My ego is so huge that I am only capable of being on the receiving end of such a muxtape.
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saltwatertaffy commented on Oh My, at 2:31 PM on Apr 18
@scroll_lock: i don't know, man.
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saltwatertaffy commented on Dear Bill Maher: The Pope's Not So Bad!, at 2:25 PM on Apr 18
when's the "leave benny alone" video coming out?
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saltwatertaffy commented on How To See The Pope Without A Ticket, at 2:14 PM on Apr 18
for the love of god, i can't stop going back to this post on account of that comical image.
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