<![CDATA[Comments from saltwatertaffy]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from saltwatertaffy]]> http://gawker.com/people/saltwatertaffy http://gawker.com/people/saltwatertaffy saltwatertaffy commented on Ashley Dupre, Out And About anyway, the point is, show up. and spend money. that's the main thing.

]]> http://gawker.com/386244/ashley-dupre-out-and-about#c5483550 http://gawker.com/386244/ashley-dupre-out-and-about#c5483550 Thu, 01 May 2008 17:25:12 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Million-Whatever Marches Getting Out Of Control Least compensated in nightlife? Oh HELL NO. I was a go-go dancer. WE were the ones getting the shaft. And shake off wandering hands on top of it.

]]> http://gawker.com/386269/million+whatever-marches-getting-out-of-control#c5483507 http://gawker.com/386269/million+whatever-marches-getting-out-of-control#c5483507 Thu, 01 May 2008 17:23:13 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on <i>Men's Vogue</i> Writer Makes Implausible Gangster @BettyCrocker: i thought she was going for jessica hahn, and hit the mark right on.

]]> http://gawker.com/5006244/mens-vogue-writer-makes-implausible-gangster#c5268567 http://gawker.com/5006244/mens-vogue-writer-makes-implausible-gangster#c5268567 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:07:19 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on <i>Men's Vogue</i> Writer Makes Implausible Gangster is that adrien brody in the back row?

]]> http://gawker.com/5006244/mens-vogue-writer-makes-implausible-gangster#c5268524 http://gawker.com/5006244/mens-vogue-writer-makes-implausible-gangster#c5268524 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:05:58 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on <i>Men's Vogue</i> Writer Makes Implausible Gangster "Kick Me" sign, personified. Runner up is "Lil Compton High".

]]> http://gawker.com/5006244/mens-vogue-writer-makes-implausible-gangster#c5268475 http://gawker.com/5006244/mens-vogue-writer-makes-implausible-gangster#c5268475 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:04:28 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on "I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre." @Pope John Peeps II: The latter. In "FizzBitch".

]]> http://gawker.com/381602/i-am-looking-for-a-new-writerblogger-who-will-jump-right-in-and-turn-femalemuscle-into-the-gawker-of-my-genre#c5268276 http://gawker.com/381602/i-am-looking-for-a-new-writerblogger-who-will-jump-right-in-and-turn-femalemuscle-into-the-gawker-of-my-genre#c5268276 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:57:19 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on The Pinnacle Of Sitcom Rap My favorite old-school commercial that painfully integrated rap was "one dumb move can blow your groove", a just-say-no PSA. i even had a poster with all the lyrics on it in my room. anyone remember it?

]]> http://gawker.com/381618/the-pinnacle-of-sitcom-rap#c5268130 http://gawker.com/381618/the-pinnacle-of-sitcom-rap#c5268130 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:52:26 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on "I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre." what's the compensation anyway? other than the unlimited supply of powerthirst, i mean.

]]> http://gawker.com/381602/i-am-looking-for-a-new-writerblogger-who-will-jump-right-in-and-turn-femalemuscle-into-the-gawker-of-my-genre#c5267976 http://gawker.com/381602/i-am-looking-for-a-new-writerblogger-who-will-jump-right-in-and-turn-femalemuscle-into-the-gawker-of-my-genre#c5267976 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:46:38 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Tigers! @saltwatertaffy: shoot. the image-thing didn't work the way i thought it would. no more risk-taking for me.

]]> http://gawker.com/381610/tigers#c5267864 http://gawker.com/381610/tigers#c5267864 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:43:00 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Tigers!

i cannot help myself.

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]]> http://gawker.com/381610/tigers#c5267838 http://gawker.com/381610/tigers#c5267838 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:41:56 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on "I am looking for a new writer/blogger who will jump right in and turn Femalemuscle into the Gawker of my genre." does that head really go with that body?

]]> http://gawker.com/381602/i-am-looking-for-a-new-writerblogger-who-will-jump-right-in-and-turn-femalemuscle-into-the-gawker-of-my-genre#c5267390 http://gawker.com/381602/i-am-looking-for-a-new-writerblogger-who-will-jump-right-in-and-turn-femalemuscle-into-the-gawker-of-my-genre#c5267390 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:27:10 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Emily Brill, Ex-Fattie: "I Do Feel Like a Cancer Survivor" @NeverEnough:
"stabby". love it.

]]> http://gawker.com/381582/emily-brill-ex+fattie-i-do-feel-like-a-cancer-survivor#c5267318 http://gawker.com/381582/emily-brill-ex+fattie-i-do-feel-like-a-cancer-survivor#c5267318 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:24:28 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Yuppies: New Name, Same Sense Of Entitlement I know those are just models and not real arppies, but i had a strong urge to enlarge that photo and slap my monitor just now anyway.

]]> http://gawker.com/381579/yuppies-new-name-same-sense-of-entitlement#c5266282 http://gawker.com/381579/yuppies-new-name-same-sense-of-entitlement#c5266282 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:50:34 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on "The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her" Eat this, BryanBoy.

]]> http://gawker.com/381577/the-best-way-to-protect-her-is-to-become-her#c5266057 http://gawker.com/381577/the-best-way-to-protect-her-is-to-become-her#c5266057 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:44:05 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Make The Best Awkward Come-on Tape My ego is so huge that I am only capable of being on the receiving end of such a muxtape.

]]> http://gawker.com/381566/make-the-best-awkward-come+on-tape#c5265807 http://gawker.com/381566/make-the-best-awkward-come+on-tape#c5265807 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:34:31 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Oh My @scroll_lock: i don't know, man. i wouldn't rule out malcolm-jamal.

]]> http://gawker.com/381539/oh-my#c5265719 http://gawker.com/381539/oh-my#c5265719 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:31:36 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Dear Bill Maher: The Pope's Not So Bad! when's the "leave benny alone" video coming out?

]]> http://gawker.com/381565/dear-bill-maher-the-popes-not-so-bad#c5265564 http://gawker.com/381565/dear-bill-maher-the-popes-not-so-bad#c5265564 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:25:51 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on How To See The Pope Without A Ticket for the love of god, i can't stop going back to this post on account of that comical image. it's just begging for a lolpope caption.

]]> http://gawker.com/381506/how-to-see-the-pope-without-a-ticket#c5265277 http://gawker.com/381506/how-to-see-the-pope-without-a-ticket#c5265277 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:14:19 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Respectable Publications: "Zombie Strippers" @midgard: ah. the same intelligentsia that rails against the filthy filthiness of that filthy film by day, but requests the escort service provide a young lady who is willing to wear spooky makeup and make scary growling noises by night?

]]> http://gawker.com/381527/respectable-publications-zombie-strippers#c5265109 http://gawker.com/381527/respectable-publications-zombie-strippers#c5265109 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:09:13 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Respectable Publications: "Zombie Strippers" Well, it's not trying to pretend to be anything it's not. And with all due respect (here comes the insult), I don't know why the Times even bothered with this one, considering ZS's target demographic is probably leaning towards the sort of publications with scratch n' win games and wonderword brain teasers to get their news anyway.

]]> http://gawker.com/381527/respectable-publications-zombie-strippers#c5264273 http://gawker.com/381527/respectable-publications-zombie-strippers#c5264273 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:35:38 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on How To See The Pope Without A Ticket @Steverino: He's German- could we fit Tokio Hotel in there too?

]]> http://gawker.com/381506/how-to-see-the-pope-without-a-ticket#c5263820 http://gawker.com/381506/how-to-see-the-pope-without-a-ticket#c5263820 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:18:30 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Putin Will React Negatively On Your Ass a) "reacted negatively" is so general, it's actually more threatening because it could entail- well anything your imagination can dream up really, considering the source.
b)our nasal drips, dirty minds and prowling aside, he doesn't necessarily say it's not true....

]]> http://gawker.com/5006233/putin-will-react-negatively-on-your-ass#c5263597 http://gawker.com/5006233/putin-will-react-negatively-on-your-ass#c5263597 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:09:45 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on How To See The Pope Without A Ticket I love that Hip-Hop Hooray pose.

]]> http://gawker.com/381506/how-to-see-the-pope-without-a-ticket#c5263320 http://gawker.com/381506/how-to-see-the-pope-without-a-ticket#c5263320 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:00:06 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Reporters Now Being Fired For Blogging, Existing @timbnyc44: so if he had been blogging about golf, there wouldn't have been an issue?

]]> http://gawker.com/381484/reporters-now-being-fired-for-blogging-existing#c5262611 http://gawker.com/381484/reporters-now-being-fired-for-blogging-existing#c5262611 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:32:56 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Reporters Now Being Fired For Blogging, Existing "86'd". that jersey couldn't be more sadly appropriate.

]]> http://gawker.com/381484/reporters-now-being-fired-for-blogging-existing#c5262592 http://gawker.com/381484/reporters-now-being-fired-for-blogging-existing#c5262592 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:32:05 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Finally, An Excuse To Talk About Jason Segel's Flaccid Penis see the tiki monster on the left? that was my horrified expression upon laying my eyes on this photo.

]]> http://gawker.com/381454/finally-an-excuse-to-talk-about-jason-segels-flaccid-penis#c5262204 http://gawker.com/381454/finally-an-excuse-to-talk-about-jason-segels-flaccid-penis#c5262204 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:18:45 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on The Kind of Girl You Don't Take Home to Mother Russia Flexibility: Never a Bad Thing. Never.

]]> http://gawker.com/381476/the-kind-of-girl-you-dont-take-home-to-mother-russia#c5261990 http://gawker.com/381476/the-kind-of-girl-you-dont-take-home-to-mother-russia#c5261990 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:10:56 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Is This the Most Overblown 'Times' Lede Ever? @CodePink: I really got into this one, in no doubt helped along by the enya track playing in the background whilst I was reading.

]]> http://gawker.com/381445/is-this-the-most-overblown-times-lede-ever#c5261892 http://gawker.com/381445/is-this-the-most-overblown-times-lede-ever#c5261892 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:07:03 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Chelsea Clinton: "Here is a Lie For You" @bittergreen: how's that joke go again? something like bush-clinton-bush-clinton-bush-clinton-fireball-locusts-apocalypse and everyone gets a lighter and a fiddle.

]]> http://gawker.com/381419/chelsea-clinton-here-is-a-lie-for-you#c5261566 http://gawker.com/381419/chelsea-clinton-here-is-a-lie-for-you#c5261566 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:54:56 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Chelsea Clinton: "Here is a Lie For You" @Juancho: A chameleon.

]]> http://gawker.com/381419/chelsea-clinton-here-is-a-lie-for-you#c5261484 http://gawker.com/381419/chelsea-clinton-here-is-a-lie-for-you#c5261484 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:52:08 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Brooklyn: Naughty I'd like Brad from Bay Ridge to weigh in on this.

]]> http://gawker.com/381425/brooklyn-naughty#c5261419 http://gawker.com/381425/brooklyn-naughty#c5261419 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:49:49 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Felix Dennis Would Kill For A Good Alibi @saltwatertaffy: talk about "whoops", my bad on the duplicate comment....

]]> http://gawker.com/381433/felix-dennis-would-kill-for-a-good-alibi#c5261331 http://gawker.com/381433/felix-dennis-would-kill-for-a-good-alibi#c5261331 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:46:19 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Felix Dennis Would Kill For A Good Alibi The unconvincing damage control, the poor choice in outfit, the dragons- I think it can all be summed up with one word- "whoops".

]]> http://gawker.com/381433/felix-dennis-would-kill-for-a-good-alibi#c5261175 http://gawker.com/381433/felix-dennis-would-kill-for-a-good-alibi#c5261175 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:40:59 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Is This the Most Overblown 'Times' Lede Ever? Cloverfield II: Caribbean Vacation

]]> http://gawker.com/381445/is-this-the-most-overblown-times-lede-ever#c5261133 http://gawker.com/381445/is-this-the-most-overblown-times-lede-ever#c5261133 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:39:19 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Felix Dennis Would Kill For A Good Alibi the unconvincing damage control, that poor choice of an outfit, those dragons- it all amounts to one word i think: "whoops".

]]> http://gawker.com/381433/felix-dennis-would-kill-for-a-good-alibi#c5261023 http://gawker.com/381433/felix-dennis-would-kill-for-a-good-alibi#c5261023 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:34:29 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Starbucks' Ugly Brown Cups Give McDonald's The Opening It Needs javysan: you basically live blocks from me. please recommend one of these bakeries! sick of starbucks, and yeah- grind coffee tastes like the end of a duracell.]]> http://gawker.com/379583/starbucks-ugly-brown-cups-give-mcdonalds-the-opening-it-needs#c5191668 http://gawker.com/379583/starbucks-ugly-brown-cups-give-mcdonalds-the-opening-it-needs#c5191668 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:58:15 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Upper West Side: Nightmare Death Grid for City Olds @VoxPopuli: Ha! So true. Something like the montage during the credits for Rainman.

]]> http://gawker.com/5005697/upper-west-side-nightmare-death-grid-for-city-olds#c5168704 http://gawker.com/5005697/upper-west-side-nightmare-death-grid-for-city-olds#c5168704 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 13:20:44 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on More Details About Yale Phony's Snitchy Ex-Boyfriend (And Photos!) sally-jessy glasses? really?

]]> http://gawker.com/5005703/more-details-about-yale-phonys-snitchy-ex+boyfriend-and-photos#c5168518 http://gawker.com/5005703/more-details-about-yale-phonys-snitchy-ex+boyfriend-and-photos#c5168518 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 12:48:52 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on Pap Shows Up for Britney 'Crash,' Finds Tiny Dancer oh wow. this is a comedy sketch waiting to happen. the cops take the i-can't-see-you-i-can't-hear-you dismissiveness so far it's hilarious. a trainwreck-idolizing child, off her own meds (ritalin) for the moment is the highlight of the reporter's coverage of the story. and the reporter has a speech impediment.

]]> http://gawker.com/5005699/pap-shows-up-for-britney-crash-finds-tiny-dancer#c5168489 http://gawker.com/5005699/pap-shows-up-for-britney-crash-finds-tiny-dancer#c5168489 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 12:45:27 EDT saltwatertaffy commented on There is Only One Way to Repair the Olympics: Destroy Them! Shoot. As the pile of unfortunate Olympian incidents reflecting the worst of humankind grows larger and larger, the Special Olympics actually appears to be less and less retarded.

]]> http://gawker.com/5005700/there-is-only-one-way-to-repair-the-olympics-destroy-them#c5168422 http://gawker.com/5005700/there-is-only-one-way-to-repair-the-olympics-destroy-them#c5168422 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 12:33:43 EDT