<![CDATA[Comments from scroll_lock]]> <![CDATA[Comments from scroll_lock]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max knows the whereabouts of Madeleine McCann but does the "pick a lock" motion on his lips if you press him about it.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @Aaron Altman: Tucker Max unfairly criticized Katie Holmes's weight in the last Snap Judgment on Jezebel, but regrets nothing.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @Aaron Altman: Tucker Max cannot afford the pricey kind of maraschino cherries I enjoy in the cocktails purchased for me by AA/ION.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @Aaron Altman: Tucker Max submits false Conrad Bain sightings to Defamer's Privacywatch.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @Aaron Altman: Skwolly lurves Fiwipino-Americans with Albert Brooks-related pseudonyms who never sleep. XOXO

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @PrincessKashmir: Tucker Max forced Sophie to make a choice.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @Aaron Altman: Did I mention his key role in Pearl Harbor? ;-)

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @FracturedAcetabulum: That's a common misconception.

Tucker Max tickles people in traction.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @PrincessKashmir: Well, to be fair, those Asian chicks don't do a very thorough job and their minds seem elsewhere.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max orchestrated the Bataan Death March.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @PrincessKashmir: Tucker Max told his mother she's a lousy lay and didn't call her the day after.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max trapped those miners in Utah.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max has an American Flag bumper sticker that says "these colors DO run".

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max believes he's much more above average than everyone in Lake Woebegon.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max pledges contributions to the United Way during the annual campaigns, but never sends in the checks.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @PrincessKashmir: @Aaron Altman: Tucker Max is not only Hair Club's President, he's also a client.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @Thatcornellguy: Tucker Max also killed a mockingbird.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max likes nothing more than to spoon with John Fitzgerald Page after pinning him in nude Greco-Roman wrestling.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max told Tim Russert those chest pains were "prolly nothing".

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max warbles "I Feel Pretty" while marching in place and pinching his nipples.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @Private Hangnail: Tucker Max is IN the cat's pajamas and stretched them all out.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max claimed his garage was totally destroyed in the California earthquake last week, then never mentioned it again.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @Thatcornellguy: And another one that's allegedly in production.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @Private Hangnail: Funny, I would guess it was pungent.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max wrote the screenplays for Ishtar, Gigli and Glitter.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max yells "fire" in crowded theatres after locking the exit doors from the outside.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max stole a shipment of prosthetic limbs bound for maimed US soldiers.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @Aaron Altman: I heard it was "Proud To Be An American", sung with a twang.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max encouraged NewToJezebel to believe she had a lot to offer Gawker media readers.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max pets service dogs on duty.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max bought a lunatic a Greyhound bus ticket.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max's ego displaced the ocean water that caused the 2004 Asian Tsunami.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max gave Betty Ford her first cocktail.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max stunted Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis's growth.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max spooked Christopher Reeves's horse.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max runs an anorexic hotline and advises callers to get off their fat asses and stop bothering him.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @Private Hangnail: And a tipsy Henri Paul.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max told Connor Clapton that boys who wish hard enough can fly.

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> @JacquesPaysan: He later claimed never to have heard of "Dallas, Texas".

]]> <![CDATA[scroll_lock commented on The Tucker Max Asshole Allegation Roundup]]> Tucker Max gave driving lessons to Ted Kennedy and Princess Grace.

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