smartster commented on How Insulting John Hughes, And Maybe His Family, Made Me a Writer

"@Jasper Lamar Crabb: It's not about "real America" vs "unreal America" or whatever, it's more about hating everything like JH because you feel "above" it somehow."

smartster commented on How Insulting John Hughes, And Maybe His Family, Made Me a Writer

"W.h.a.t.e.v.e.r."

smartster commented on Goldman Sachs Attorney Caught Trying to Do to a Teen What Goldman Is Doing to All of Us

"I hear they are talking about changing the name of the company because of all the negative publicity."

smartster commented on Late-Night Ratings Love Finally Coming to David Letterman

"Conan is way too cerebral for the mainstream time slot."

smartster commented on Wacky Assemblyman Denounces Library, For Some Reason

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smartster commented on Fox & Friends Predictably Mesmerized By Glenn Beck's Frothing Crazy Talk

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm kind of hoping Glenn Beck is right."

smartster commented on Why You Should Never Put Bloggers On TV

"they should show blow-jobs on tv."

smartster commented on Palin Even More Popular With Republicans After Quitting

"@robotwaste: Dude, I know I've got some of those in my family too."

smartster commented on Palin Even More Popular With Republicans After Quitting

"Don't forget that a large percentage of these Republicans who would vote for Palin believe that the earth is 6000 years old, that abortion should be banned in all states in all cases, that homosexuality should be banned, that everyone should have several firearms, and that global warming was invented by Al Gore. These are hysterical and superstitious people, unfortunately."

smartster commented on Internet Somehow Survives Michael Jackson Funeral

"The original intention of the internet was to have a communication network that could enable the government to function during a nuclear strike OR Micheal Jackson's funueral."