<![CDATA[Comments from JDel]]> <![CDATA[Comments from JDel]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Exclusive Hamptons Social Networking Site Letting the Wrong Kinds of People In Already]]>

Ok, this douchestain just sent me a message. I'm unsubscribing.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Exclusive Hamptons Social Networking Site Letting the Wrong Kinds of People In Already]]> @JDel: WHOSE! DAMNIT JDEL, YOUR MOTHER IS A READING TEACHER, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LEST YOU WANT ANOTHER FLOGGING.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Exclusive Hamptons Social Networking Site Letting the Wrong Kinds of People In Already]]> More exciting than rideshares is checking out the member profiles, like that of Richard Bassett, who's company is listed as "Heir Apparent." Vom.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Beach Blanket Disco]]> Mom! Is that my father?

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Sports Bloggers Are Finally Growing Up! (Not Really)]]> Ah!!! NSFW!!!

Oh wait, I work here...nice.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on This Just In: Scarlett Johansson is a Teutonic Clone!]]> I'm sorry, everyone. I sent this tip in last night after a 48 hour ether binge. It happens.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Bloggers Gay-Marry Too]]> Congrats Gina!

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Blackout]]> Still down in Gawker land!

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Tim Russert, 1950-2008]]> Amazingly, looks like Radar had this story first. [radaronline.com]

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Commenter Meet Up]]> @Hez: Fuck! I didn't realize people actually read my tumblr! My live blogs aren't so much live blogs as they are me shooting off one liners from a remote location, hoping my cellphone signal holds up. Or battery, for that matter. After the first post my phone died, so sorry if I left ya'll hanging. Won't happen again...promise!

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Entire East Side Falling Apart!]]> Perfect use of the siren.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Who's Trying To Convince Everyone That Cell Phones Pop Popcorn?]]> Those old men at Orville Redenbacher are finally moving into the 21st century.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on YouTube's Funniest Bedroom Guitarist Is Back And Releasing An Album]]> "How do you trace a scatter plot? / Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox"

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Secret Service Provides Free Publicity For Controversy-Seeking Artist]]> This is today's "Thing most assured of getting in the tabloids tomorrow."

I smell a new feature...

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented]]> Fucker couldn't just buy a book program??

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Updated: Reach T-mobile Executive Customer Service]]> Ugh, I'm ready to put T-Mobile through a wall; they've been completely unhelpful and are just looking for more money from me. I just left a message with Ms. Bachus, so hopefully she'll transfer me to another service rep, but we'll see. I'll keep everyone updated.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on LOLSlate]]> 100 points for the title LOLSlate.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on TypeRacer]]> 80, but that's because I was typing a chapter from "An Inconvenient Truth" and fell asleep midway through the paragraph.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Drunk Driving Accident in Mexico]]> Guy in the green to the left lucked out hardcore.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on May Traffic]]> Amazing. Anyone remember those death knells back in December?

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Will Newspapers Survive?]]> These are the graphs I send mom and dad when they berate me for working at a ".com" and pissing away my NYU education.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Halo 3 Homicide Detective]]> Are we posting this because we lost last night?

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Cash-Waving Craigslist Player's Fury: 'These Photos Are Mines']]> For the record, I never let this man take naked pictures of me, though it sounded like he offered at one point.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Everything Is Different Now]]> Amazing that a company touting themselves as 3.0 launches a noticeably 1.0 website.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on The Five Annoying Things We Do To Each Other On Facebook]]> @Nick Douglas: The guy at the bottom, Frank O'Brien? I used to work with him. When I left for Gawker, he told me he planned on "friending everyone in the Gawker network." Looks like that's backfired a bit.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Does This Guy Have HIV? Do You Care?]]> I had this idea back when hotornot.com came out like 8 years ago. The exact URL even! In fact, PosOrNot.com was just one of many wonderful website ideas I had at the time, including DudeOrChick.com, KikeOrWop.com, ProtestantOrBaptist.com, CanadianOrAlaskan.com and my personal favorite, AutisticOrNot.com. I can only hope that MTV jumps on some of these other ideas.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Your Twitter-Stalking Power List]]> I stick to my initial assertion...Twitter is DUMB.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Quiz: Are You An Online Jackass?]]> @Phyllis Nefler: Well that comment right there scored you a bonus 50 points for knowing the name of someone who works at a blog, yet doesn't blog professionally. Congrats!

And in case I haven't made it clear enough: Twitter blows hard.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on This Is Why We Can't Have Nostalgia]]> @Don Is: Yes, it's always been the secret back door to Gawker commenting. Shhh.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on WNBC Anchor: "What The Fuck Are You Doing?!"]]> I'm noticing a disturbing trend here...news anchors are among the most violently frustrated people on the planet, right up there with middle school teachers and Long Islanders. Somebody get these folks a drink or something.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Uncomfortable Family Psychodrama Purchases 'Newsday']]> Cablevision does one other thing nicely...their coverage of local news that nobody gives a shit about is second to none, especially in their mid-90's heyday (TWA Flight 800 was the best thing that ever happened to them. Too soon?)

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Counterpoint: Some People Were Totally Impaired on Absinthe Last Night]]> @Mediahohoho: Still a fair amount when you drink a ton of it...it's like when your roommate hypothetically makes pot brownies, but is dumb and only uses an eighth of pot, so you need to LITERALLY eat an entire batch between the two of you to feel lightly buzzed. Hypothetically speaking.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Absinthe Fairy Will Get You Drunk But Not High]]> @Phyllis Nefler: Knee socks are fine, lest they not interfere with my skinny jeans.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Absinthe Fairy Will Get You Drunk But Not High]]> @IBentMyWookie: All outfits need to be pre-approved. No lace, leather, spandex, latex, any other kind of -ex, heels, makeup, bows, skirts, dresses, capris, booty shorts, jean shorts, wife beaters, or anything from American Eagle. Basically any type of hoodie, t-shirt, and skinny jean combination is fine. Oh and top hats are fine too, I know there's a fair amount of novelty associated with them.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Absinthe Fairy Will Get You Drunk But Not High]]> @IBentMyWookie: Me! And only if you put breathing holes in the aforementioned jar.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Absinthe Fairy Will Get You Drunk But Not High]]> Blakeley, McGlynn and I wound up at an Absinthe tasting party last night @ the Bowery Hotel. It was pretty psychedelic, to say the least. Check out pics, via Random Night Out:

[www.nickmcglynn.com]

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Why It's Annie Leibovitz's Fault]]> At least until she's 19 and a cokewhore, that is.

]]> <![CDATA[JDel commented on Why It's Annie Leibovitz's Fault]]> Well put. I figured she had at least another 4 or 5 years before posing topless in a magazine like this. Hopefully everyone involved (parents, Miley, Annie) can learn from this experience and keep it from happening again.

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