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In Other News... commented on Belgians Coming To Take Away Your Pretty Horses

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:02:40 EDT

@DorothyMantooth: Enough beer talk. When are you buying us one?

In Other News... commented on The Old Downtown

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:00:42 EDT

@awol4224: Yeah, we're taking over that.

In Other News... commented on Panic!

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:59:11 EDT

Fiction gets realisiticker and realisticker.

In Other News... commented on The Old Downtown

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:55:18 EDT

The Inwood section of Manhattan still looks like this in some parts. Jeez, Sheila. You should lose your woodsman's privileges.

@awol4224: Actually, that's sort of what happened to the Collect. It became polluted with every type of waste and was eventually landfilled to protect the public health. Now standing just south of the filled-in Collect? The Department of Health and Mental Hygiene's headquarters.

In Other News... commented on Belgians Coming To Take Away Your Pretty Horses

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:09:23 EDT

@crotchety: Right. And also realizing they cornered the market on sprouts some time ago.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Spuyten Duyvil.

In Other News... commented on Belgians Coming To Take Away Your Pretty Horses

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:43:45 EDT

First waffles, then the Congo, then not the Congo, now Budweiser. What's next?

In Other News... commented on Shirtless Actors Wrestle Over Underwear

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:38:18 EDT

@SorostituteBelle: So nice you posted twice.

In Other News... commented on Shirtless Actors Wrestle Over Underwear

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:54:50 EDT

What's Dustin Diamond's take on all of this?

In Other News... commented on The Art Of The Tasteful Sell Out

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:56:12 EDT

@Madgellen: This comment is brought to you by Microsoft Live Search amd the Honda Fit. The Fit Is Go!

In Other News... commented on Do Magazine Grids Out-Pander Listicles?

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:26:16 EDT

@Hez: Arnold Schwarzenegger was awful as Mr. Freeze

In Other News... commented on Fox Calls Michelle Obama A "Baby Mama"

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:18:25 EDT

When we hear Michelle Malkin speak, we of Asian descent collectively cringe.

In Other News... commented on Fist-Bump Tutorial For The Awkward

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:12:24 EDT

Is it just me, or does it sound like he calls him "Bawack Obama"? And is he saying fist pump? Because that would belong on a different website.

In Other News... commented on Fist-Bump Tutorial For The Awkward

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:11:41 EDT

@hughman: No it's not, really!

@Higgs: Which one of the 99 Problems is that?

In Other News... commented on Do Magazine Grids Out-Pander Listicles?

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:48:31 EDT

@Pareene: @Bell County: @BeRightBack: @MattGaymon: @Hez: Sleeping with the matrices

In Other News... commented on Breaking: M. Night Shyamalan Is a Gigantic Prick

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:12:03 EDT

Also, if you read Io9, you might already know what the movie's about. Considering all the hullaballoo about the environment, global warming etc., the alleged antagonist in the movie could have been a pretty damn clever one. But here's a fact: NOWHERE in the TV campaign do we hear M. Night's name mentioned. Which to me means either of two things - 1) The movie sucks, and they know that the public already hates M. Night's movies and figured that attaching his name to it will further fuck up box, or 2) M. Night is so embarrassed by the movie he didn't want his name attached to it.

So sad, either way.

In Other News... commented on Breaking: M. Night Shyamalan Is a Gigantic Prick

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:08:35 EDT

@NerD!!!: Serious question: The Sixth Sense was one. What was the other?

In Other News... commented on Young Woman Suddenly Very Excited to Be Living Lohan

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:47:17 EDT

"This Guy In the Dodger Hat Says I'm Playing for the Wrong Team. But I'm Like, 'I Don't Like the Dodgers!'"

In Other News... commented on Young Woman Suddenly Very Excited to Be Living Lohan

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:36:43 EDT

@Obviously Not Omniscient: You beat me to the garage sale reference!!! Vallarta!

In Other News... commented on Cable: The Old New Big Thing

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:06:44 EDT

@valarmorghulis: You Cyclons are all the same.

In Other News... commented on Best Weed Ever

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:56:04 EDT

I believe the proper spelling is "shhhhhhticky icky."

In Other News... commented on Postcards to Someone Who Is Not My Mom

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:34:52 EDT

Sheila - FWIW, your mom, for now, is right.

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"The practice of Esthetics means providing services for a fee or any other consideration to enhance the appearance of the face, neck, arms, legs, or shoulders of a human being by the use of compounds or procedures including makeup, eyelashes, depilatories, tonics, lotions, waxes, or sanding and tweezing. They may be performed by manual, mechanical, chemical or electrical means and instruments, but shall not include the practice of electrology."

In Other News... commented on "These Days, I Go Where It Tells Me To."

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:51:51 EDT

@TripMcCane: Hah!

@Bell County: Hah! We are torn between the funny!

In Other News... commented on Why Lindsay Lohan is a Gay Hero

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:50:29 EDT

@Bell County: Nicely done, Bell. You should be fired.

In Other News... commented on "These Days, I Go Where It Tells Me To."

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:29:53 EDT

"Iowa! I'm Here to Help with the Floods!"

In Other News... commented on Why Lindsay Lohan is a Gay Hero

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:26:39 EDT

Surprised that it's taken this long for someone to put it together so simply and eloquently. Yay Lindsay! And the DJ too.

In Other News... commented on "These Days, I Go Where It Tells Me To."

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:41:40 EDT

Spurt Plus

In Other News... commented on "These Days, I Go Where It Tells Me To."

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:09:29 EDT

"Bloody 'Ell this Thing Weighs More than 15 Stone!"

In Other News... commented on "These Days, I Go Where It Tells Me To."

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:58:47 EDT

Seirene Puts the "Boo!" in Bouffant

In Other News... commented on "These Days, I Go Where It Tells Me To."

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:57:31 EDT

"I Hope No One Notices!"

In Other News... commented on "These Days, I Go Where It Tells Me To."

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:54:39 EDT

"That Mini-Cooper Was Surprisingly Accomodatin'."

In Other News... commented on "These Days, I Go Where It Tells Me To."

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:53:42 EDT

"I'm Here to Clean Up the Spill, M'Ladies."

In Other News... commented on "These Days, I Go Where It Tells Me To."

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:53:02 EDT

"Down By the Docks They Call Me 'The Cute Ip.'"

In Other News... commented on Anne Hathaway Gives The Gift Of Her Music

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:18:53 EDT

@mitchel_stevens: No looking around those, pal.

In Other News... commented on Edgy Filmmakers Explore Girl-On-Girl Kissing

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:09:44 EDT

@marymaryquitecontrary: We could take a poll but I'm afraid I'd get slapped.

@HeatherFinkDeux: Fine, you sold me, let's dance. :-)

In Other News... commented on Hip Hop: All Bad

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:07:57 EDT

@EleanorRigby: No, but he is often mistaken.

In Other News... commented on Anne Hathaway Gives The Gift Of Her Music

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:55:37 EDT

@mattymcd: @annieuro: I bet she's got a mellifluous voice.

In Other News... commented on Hip Hop: All Bad

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:54:23 EDT

@CaptainHangNail: Hah!

In Other News... commented on Hip Hop: All Bad

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:53:55 EDT

In olden days
A glimpse of stocking
was looked on as something shocking
but now, God knows,
anything goes!

- Cole Porter, speakin' the troof

In Other News... commented on Edgy Filmmakers Explore Girl-On-Girl Kissing

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:51:36 EDT

@HeatherFinkDeux: (Speechless)