unclevanya commented on Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska

"She just wants some peace and quiet, so she is taking the family out of Alaska and relocating to Lake Wobegon, Minnesota."

unclevanya commented on Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska

"@MissPeacock: "I've nominated you Braden, and you Sarah, for eviction this week."

unclevanya commented on Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska

"@Lincolnsbeard33: She's leaving politics until Tina Fey dies."

unclevanya commented on Disney's Scariest Ride: The Monorail Crash

""Avoid trains." I am taking your advice, and staying up here in CT at my sister's for a couple more days. Gawd I love telecommuting."

unclevanya commented on The Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest Is America

"If it's so American, why does the Japanese guy usually win?"

unclevanya commented on "We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore"

"If only Ian would stop by and suggest another One More Thing, just for old times' sake."

unclevanya commented on "We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore"

"@unclevanya: And on the theme of 'fuck', thank the gods for Related Videos: "

unclevanya commented on "We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore"

"@WillisMonet: I'm sure Foster can stop tagging anytime he wants."

unclevanya commented on Why Did Sarah Palin Resign?

"@pointandlaugh: Tund!(ra)"

unclevanya commented on Mitt Romney's Foreign Policy in PowerPoint Form

"In related news, Jack Chick just bought an Office 2007 5-pack for his staff."