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    Howdy, Neighbor

    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    04:55 PM

    I guess it is true... they really are afraid of snakes, even diamond ones.
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    A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly

    Image of sarrible sarrible
    04:51 PM

    @pooks: Yes! I forgot about her Jamie Lee Curtis impressions! And Kathie Lee. Anyone Lee. I bet she could do Bruce Lee.
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    A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly

    Image of Swifter Swifter
    04:51 PM

    Sorry.
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    • The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline

    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    04:51 PM

    @Trulymadlyme: That DListed send up is like karmic return squared.
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    A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly

    Image of sarrible sarrible
    04:50 PM

    I also like her Madonna impression and when she played Amy Poehler's movie-reviewing aunt. And she is simply spectacular as Beeker when the cast does the Muppets. Seriously, I love that.
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    A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly

    Image of mimigoliath mimigoliath
    04:50 PM

    Stop trying to make Gilly happen, SNL.
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    A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly

    Image of Kara-G Kara-G
    04:50 PM

    @pooks: Babydoll hands is my fave! I just had to watch it again just now and I'm still in tears.
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    Alien Invasion

    Image of ODB ODB
    04:49 PM

    "Let's all do a Skeletor laugh together. Ready. BWAHAHAHAHA!"
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    A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly

    Image of QueenCeleste QueenCeleste
    04:49 PM

    Kristin Wiig is brilliant, but the Target checkout lady is just excruciatingly boring.
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    A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly

    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    04:49 PM

    This weekend I was watching old episodes of the reality show, The Joe Schmo Show. (Don't ask, it was a college thing.) Anyway, I had no idea Kristen played The Quack - it made me love it even more!
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    The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline

    Image of dolemite1975 dolemite1975
    04:49 PM

    @chickachicka: @The Real JR:Hearted for that.
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    A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly

    Image of joiful joiful
    04:47 PM

    I'm glad to know that the "one-up lady" (as my friends and I call her) has a name. We spent 20 minutes one-upping each other this weekend in honor of Kristen Wiig since we didn't get enough of her on SNL Saturday.

    By the way, the Tiger Woods jokes has new legs now since the scandal has broken.
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    The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline

    Image of ChanRasit ChanRasit
    04:47 PM

    @Island of Misfit Toys: What else am I supposed to care about - that Tiger cheated? No, misidentifying supermodels rankles me more.
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    The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline

    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    04:47 PM

    @ChanRasit: Maybe they could go with "super nanny," 'cause she's going from nanny to super-rich divorcee in a few short years. Household name recognition and all, folks!
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    The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline

    Image of Uh oh... Cleveland Uh oh... Cleveland
    04:47 PM

    This will last until Tiger wins three more majors, then it will be pushed into the background of the Tiger story. After majors four (to tie Jack) and five (to pass Jack), it will be completely forgotten.
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    The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline

    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    04:46 PM

    @m4ximusprim3: At this point, the years just sort of ooze together.
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    Outrage-Off, Tiger Woods Edition: Rush Limbaugh vs. Eugene Robinson

    Image of Paddington Paddington
    04:46 PM

    This may be self-selection. Tiger would hit up anyone -- but the people whom he runs into and who would accept his, um, advances all look a certain way.
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    Howdy, Neighbor

    Image of ODB ODB
    04:45 PM

    "Whoa! Where did that floating hand come from?!"
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    The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline

    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    04:45 PM

    @Helio: Thank you, for this. Doesn't everybody know that modeling is just like golf, that there's only one in bazillions that actually make a career from it? The rest is just cocktail hour blithering in an attempt to sound interesting and blessed by the universe.
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    A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly

    Image of kookla kookla
    04:45 PM

    @morgan.cashwell: That is classic Wiig.
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    Gossip Girl: Bonfire of the Banalities

    Image of medeasdragons medeasdragons
    04:45 PM

    Yay, you added the not-Serena bonus I suggested last week!

    ...They all deserve it.
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    Outrage-Off, Tiger Woods Edition: Rush Limbaugh vs. Eugene Robinson

    Image of flugennock flugennock
    04:44 PM

    Well, Rush is at the top of his game as usual, but he's not giving us anything new or unexpected, and his schtick is getting kind of old, so I've got to go with Robinson on this one.

    Despite her being a good old-fashioned 70s NPR Liberal, my wife always has Morning Joe on the TV early in the morning, which means that often, the first thing I hear upon emerging from REM Phase is Eugene Robinson mumbling some useless crap. Also, living in DC, we also get Robinson's pointless mumbling in print, in the Washington Pravda... uhh, Washington Post.

    I also have to go with Robinson just because what he said was so absolutely off-the-scale st00pid. He totally blows off the issue of Woods' serial womanizing and complains that he's only womanizing with white women; I mean, how sto00pid is that?

    As far as a guy's "type" goes -- I'm happily married to a cuddly blonde, but that doesn't mean I can't go for anything else; in fact, if I were still single now, I'd probably be making a complete fool of myself over some dark-eyed, raven-haired art-school chick right now... extra points if she's wearing a Bettie Page 'do.
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    Howdy, Neighbor

    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    04:43 PM

    @Baroness: was over it a decade ago. Don't want to see it anymore. And p.s. men like that are usually really twisted (in the not-fun way) and difficult to deal with IRL. Puppy on the outside; bastard every other whichway.
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    Ha, Look at The Crappy Junk in the 'Wall Street Journal Store'

    Image of Lucky Lucky
    04:43 PM

    Because what every woman wants is jewelry her husband bought from the Wall Street Journal.

    Seriously, doesn't that just scream, "I don't care about you enough to even leave the website I'm already on"?
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    The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline

    Image of AnnieGoolahee AnnieGoolahee
    04:43 PM

    @Trulymadlyme: The NY Post has christened her the "flapjack floozy". Awesome.
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    Howdy, Neighbor

    Image of AgadorSpartacus AgadorSpartacus
    04:43 PM

    @Baroness: I don't want to see him do it anywhere. That shit is tired and unfunny.
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    A Salute to Every Hilarious Kristen Wiig Character — Except Gilly

    Image of Kara-G Kara-G
    04:43 PM

    Kristen is very funny. I remember her with the freakishly small hands, playing the ugly sister in a singing group, when Ann Hathaway hosted.
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    Howdy, Neighbor

    Image of Felicidades Felicidades
    04:43 PM

    @BaconCat: Arrgh!!! You beat me to it. "Justin Morgan had a horse..."
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    The Tiger Woods Saga: A Definitive Timeline

    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    04:43 PM

    @Btwbfdimho: I'll admit it- I laughed.
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    Howdy, Neighbor

    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    04:42 PM

    @DahlELama: They shoot Morgans, don't they?
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