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<em>Top Chef</em>: Three Chefs and a Little Lady

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New York State Senate Votes Down Gay Marriage

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    Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady

    Image of snugbug snugbug
    12:05 PM

    Oh la, glorious recap--not least thanks to the epic ode to Erica..

    This was a great demi-finale. Santa Jennifera's crucifixion gave me the sads, but what are you going to do? Dura judges table, sed judges table! (Does anyone know enough Latin to translate that properly?)
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    'Highest Paid Man on Wall Street' Ignites Culture War at His Kid's Prep School

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    12:05 PM

    @Superawesomerad: and you too have no idea how small towns work.
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    Yelp's Holiday Party Way Lustier Than Yours

    Image of Kimrod Kimrod
    12:05 PM

    @DahlELama: Letterman needs to get a job at this office, he could fuck his Worldwide Pants off on a reg basis.

    Dahly, honey, they would suck face and grope your titties with abandon, do be so hard on yourself. Alcohol works wonders on the libido...or kills it completely.
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    • Today in Serious Policy Proposals

    Image of BaconForTheSoul BaconForTheSoul
    12:04 PM

    @GoFish: I'm seriously worried about how you think the government works. If we didn't have taxes for a year, what do you think is going to happen?

    I'm not even going to point out the problems, because I very much want to hear how you think America would work for an entire year with no tax revenue.
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    The United States of Consumerism, Interactive Edition

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    12:04 PM

    @Charolastra: Wow, at first I thought "hmm this is interesting," then as 2009 started to roll around I thought "Holy crap, it's like that map from Outbreak."

    If I lose my job, I'm moving to Kansas.
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    Yelp's Holiday Party Way Lustier Than Yours

    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    12:03 PM

    Something in those photos tells me half the female staffers are alumnae from a certain Asian sorority at Cal.
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    Which Celebrity Has Been Having All Sorts of Affairs?

    Image of taraniso taraniso
    12:03 PM

    1. Let it be Kirk Cameron, please sweet baby Jesus.....
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    Which Celebrity Has Been Having All Sorts of Affairs?

    Image of MyrtleWilloughby MyrtleWilloughby
    12:03 PM

    @jennyharz: Also, I don't have a good eye for celebrity spotting, but sometimes I find my self staring at people who had a certain glow of beauty and intelligence. Once it turned out to be McDormand, and another time I thought it was the UPS person but it turned out to be Uma Thurman.
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    Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady

    Image of AppleBrownBettyComingThrough AppleBrownBettyComingThrough
    12:02 PM

    "I wanted to grill the duck to get the smokiness but I didn't pay enough attention to the coals and they went out," she says, unwittingly grasping from the gravedigger a shovel and digging deep into the fertile soil a grave of her exact proportion.

    One of the most satisfying sentences I've ever read.
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    Which Celebrity Has Been Having All Sorts of Affairs?

    Image of pheiticeira pheiticeira
    12:01 PM

    @Rain-Rain: I'd rather think that too, but i'd hardly think they would phrase it in reference to the B-list actress. They would point that finger towards Ben.
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    Shopping with the Enemy

    Image of nozer nozer
    12:00 PM

    For some reason, when I look at Loren Feldman's avatar, all I can think of is Pennywise the Clown. Now I'm scared.
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    A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf

    Image of econdave econdave
    12:00 PM

    And cut back on the endorsements. As a golfer, it doesn't matter if he cheats on his wife. However, when he's trying to sell the public something, image does matter.
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    Which Celebrity Has Been Having All Sorts of Affairs?

    Image of MyrtleWilloughby MyrtleWilloughby
    12:00 PM

    @jennyharz: I don't really see McDormand for #3 but I have a good blind item for her.

    "Which celebrity was spotted 6 years ago at a beach club in Queens that's popular with the locals, wearing no makeup, a conservative navy bathing suit, and playing with a cute toddler in a swimming pool? She seemed to be having fun."
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    Discomfort and Joined

    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11:59 AM

    @cowboytwopointoh: Heh. Yeah, exactly.
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    Discomfort and Joined

    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:59 AM

    @HowardRoarkLaughed: I LOVE when that happens — when you're watching a movie and see somebody who was nobody before they were somebody, and yet they were the same somebody they are now, only with less somebodyness.

    Case in point: I was watching some old cop show one night — don't ask me why, 'cause I don't know — and lo and behold, there was Dustin Hoffman, before he was Dustin Hoffman, playing some kind of clean-cut street tough. Amazing.
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    New York State Senate Votes Down Gay Marriage

    Image of Bindlestiffy Bindlestiffy
    11:59 AM

    @Wrapitup: Greatest marketing is day-to-day living. The problem many (and I'm here) have with the terminology is that Marriage imlplies sanctity. We breeders failed with allowing divorce and adultery to bloom almost unchecked in this age of individual licentiousness.
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    The Search For Lady Gaga's Penis: Elle Magazine Edition

    Image of PinkPundit PinkPundit
    11:59 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: Doncha think it might be kinda fun to play with?
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    Discomfort and Joined

    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11:59 AM

    Rob Thomas says, "Merry Christmas, from 1999..."
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    Obama's Face Appears on Blotter Acid

    Image of Signore Pinko-Panko! Signore Pinko-Panko!
    11:58 AM

    @tongue-tied: Without! It was totally sua sponte! I just looked at it one day, and *poof!* there was Uncle Joe looking at me. And just below him, was El Jesu Cristo, hisself, looking beatific!
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    Handicapping the Impending New York Times Blog Massacre

    Image of TeFrey TeFrey
    11:58 AM

    I will be in a murderous black mood if anything happens to Olivia Judson's blog. All the rest, meh.
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    Comcast Buys a Bunch of Awesome Cable Networks and Some Broadcast Thing Called 'NBC'

    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11:58 AM

    I'm fairly certain Jeff Zucker can roast a human baby on a spit in the middle of Times Square, gnaw on it like a corndog and still not get fired.
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    Comcast Buys a Bunch of Awesome Cable Networks and Some Broadcast Thing Called 'NBC'

    Image of Kimrod Kimrod
    11:57 AM

    This is all great but can we get music videos back on Youtube now?

    Can someone work a fantabulous fucking deal to make that happen like right fucking now because it pisses me off I can no longer get my ya-ya's out on a regular, much-needed basis.

    Why are they giving all this money to GE Smith?

    Maybe because he was elected as one of the ugliest great guitarists in America?

    Ohhhhh, General Electric....'scuse me, was having a blonde moment before consuming my morning coffee and mum's little helper.
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    Hal Turner: America's Most Pitiful Man

    Image of kentuckienne kentuckienne
    11:57 AM

    So in the general spirit of right-wingers everywhere, the people he professes to hate most are actually the people he most wants to f*ck, right?
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    Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady

    Image of Terrafractal Terrafractal
    11:57 AM

    Milton's pastorals, Eliot's The Waste Land, and...maybe some Divine Comedy thrown in for good measure? Just lovely.
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    We Don't Want to Hear About Anything Under $50 Billion

    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11:57 AM

    Here in Minnesota, we call him Tom Petters.
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    The Hills: Comic Book Adventures in Finale Land

    Image of jobsworth jobsworth
    11:57 AM

    @k.edge: Finding an untouched, hot, twenty-eight year old virgin is harder than you'd think.
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    A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf

    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11:56 AM

    I agree that Tiger is boring. He wears a red shirt and black pants every Sunday. No, seriously, every. Sunday. But at least this whole scandal perhaps humanizes him a little. He is so very C-3PO. I'm thinking if he can work this lothario biz into some sort of definable proof that he isn't some droid, the results could end in Hugh Grant charm. Remember when he banged a crack-whore?! Took him from being some bumbling Englishman to the frigging romantic comedy genius of the decade in one step. And he's still working (Albeit with Sarah J.P). Still, he owes a lot to Divine Brown.

    I say Tiger should apologize, do an "Aw shucks" appearance on late night, and blaze out on the golf course, reminding everyone what he does (ahem) best. Not sure how any of this scandal will really hurt him, aside from his nuked family life, unless he grows a vicious porn ‘stache and ropes about thirteen gold chains over that red Nike shirt and pulls those Dockers down below his rib cage for once.
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    Discomfort and Joined

    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11:56 AM

    @Magister: Yes, because I have no desire to procreate with that tall guy.
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    Discomfort and Joined

    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11:55 AM

    @morninggloria: Apparently, supremely honest hips are like a skeleton key to the world.
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    Sexy Men Are Happy to Show Their Sexy Chests

    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11:55 AM

    @Jessestalker: I cannot wait until he gets the lead role in the Serge Gainsbourg biopic. Which I need to start writing NOW.
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