While the biggest mystery in the Conrad Murray case is how on earth he's still somehow a licensed doctor, he's also been making the media rounds this week trying to pretend Michael Jackson's death is a mystery that hasn't already been solved with a guilty verdict.
Instead he's back to pushing the theory that Jackson's death was accidental and Jackson's fault alone.
"‘You want to know how close Michael and I were? I held his penis every night. I had to put a condom catheter on him because Michael dripped urine."
Murray also says that AEG executives were pressuring Jackson, which only made him abuse the propofol more.
‘They came to the house. They said, “This house – we pay for it. The popsicles the children are sucking on – we pay for them... The nine security guards, we pay for them too. We pay for the toilet paper he wipes his a** on... If he doesn’t do these shows it’s over. He’s ruined. He doesn’t have a cent. He will be on Skid Row.” ’
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