Among the black marks on adorable, dumb two-year-old Cash's permanent record, police say, were his skittishness, fear of heights and "barking problem."
After realizing what a dumb dog Cash—a two-year-old Belgian Malinois—is, his handlers just gave up.
"Where other dogs were progressing, he wasn't progressing," a trainer said, emphasizing it wasn't personal. "It's not about me. It's not about how long we got along together... It's about doing the job, and he just wasn't able to do the job. So here we are."
Cops have reportedly updated their "Looking for dumb dog" ad to clarify they're actually seeking a "ball-crazy, happy, wanting-to-work [dumb] dog."
[image via Cannon Beach Police]