From a New Yorker review of hot new barbecue joint Hill Country: "Conversation is discouraged, most nights, by the raucous live acts, including, not long ago, CBS News's Bob Schieffer, who was fronting the D.C.-based band Honky Tonk Confidential. Sample lyrics: 'Excuse me, bud, before you intrude. I ain't some "Brokeback Mountain" dude.' Maybe the music ought to be left to Texas." Our heads just exploded a couple of times. [NYer]