If you land an internship with "It" ad agency Crispin Porter Bogusky, you'll get to work in an office that looks like a Home Depot and make embarrassing jokey "white guy rapping about being an intern" videos.

Bogusky, aren't you in Miami, you overgrown yuppie skate rat bastard? They shoot at people for making videos like this in Miami. At least give the kids a chance.

I am sending this to Trick Daddy right now.