Hey it's grim and rainy out right now and I'm out of stories and dumb photos and my idea for an open discussion post kind of fell apart as I was writing it, so why don't I mostly-arbitrarily reward one of you commenters and punish another? One of you said something really funny and true and another of you totally missed the point of a post and, at the same time, completely proved its thesis. So take a click after the jump to get your reward/drubbing.

• JorgeLouisGorgeous gets lots of praise and admiration for his comment in The History of Xenu As Explained By L. Ron Hubbard Himself in 8 Minutes because he made a very apt and funny statement about Mr. Hubbard: "It's hard to be both crazy and boring, but there ya go."
• And I bid you, adieu gets rapped on the knuckles for this useless Princeton braggadocio, in that Dear Her Royal Highness of Princeton: Here Is What I Really Think of Your Education: "Wait a second, we are douches but Princeton's been at the top in college rankings for a decade. It's really the grad schools that make Yale and Harvard."
• So there you have it. You can berate or celebrate each other in the comments below.