Conan O'Brien had Dave Franco on his show last night to talk about the new Rogen/Efron comedy Neighbors, but nobody wants to know what Dave Franco has to say about Neighbors. They want to know what he has to say about his naked, creepy-on-the-Internet brother, James Franco.
And what Dave says is basically that he's not his brother's keeper, but that posing nearly-nude on Instagram and making naked paintings of Seth Rogen is actually dignified behavior in the grand scheme of James Franco.
Well, sure. When your Instagram is most famous for being used to mack on random teenage girls—something Dave didn't address—there's nowhere to go but more dignified.