After his 22-year tenure as the host the Late Show, there was almost nothing that could bring David Letterman out of his well-deserved retirement. Except for, apparently, former The Apprentice host and current dried apricot Donald Trump.
“I have no regrets. None. I was happy,” Letterman told the crowd at San Antonio’s Majestic Theatre on Friday. “And then a couple days ago Donald Trump said he was running for president. I have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentlemen.”
“A lot of people think we would know everything by now about a man, Donald Trump, a high profile fellow,” said Letterman. “But take a look at the list I have here tonight: Interesting Facts About Donald Trump.”