Hey, drunk people: Did you decorate a sheep for Christmas this weekend? Did you then lose that sheep? If so, please report your drunken self to the Nebraska Humane Society and pick up your Christmas sheep.
So far, authorities have been unable to locate its owner or "learn the animal's name," but, after careful inspection, officials deduced that the sweater "appears to have been designed for a dog."
Says owner Margaret: "I'm glad he wasn't eaten. People eat these things this time of year."
[Image via Twitter/Nebraska Humane Society]