Diet Coke-Addled Rob Ford Got a Ticket Last Night

Good morning! Rob Ford got a ticket for jaywalking last night.

Toronto's number one football fan was crossing the street with friend and former staffer David Price in British Columbia around 8:45 pm when a female officer stopped the pair and issued each with a $109 citation for jaywalking.

"They went out of their way to do this," Ford told the Toronto Sun. "I said I support you guys. Did you arrest me because I am a Bronco's fan?"

Some guy on Instagram is currently being inundated with requests from reporters asking about this photo he posted with the mayor last night, including the hashtags "#RobFord #Hewasdrunk #nowimdrunk."

Ford denied allegations that he was also ticketed for public drunkenness. "All I have had here is a Diet Coke," he said.