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#operationlovetap
Correction: Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks His Ass
Whoops! Last night, everyone was pretty sure Tiger Woods' "Operation: Lovetap" accident was followed by his wife smashing his car's back window to save him. Looks now like she was doing it to bludgeon him. Scorned lovers, coming up. FORE! More » -
#recessionomics
The Disconcerting Reality of Food Stamp America
America's food stamp welfare program is now feeding one in eight Americans, and almost one in every four children. This is terrifying for a number of reasons, the least among them being "everyone's poor." More » -
#breaking
Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
According to the latest Associated Press update on Tiger Woods' car crash in Florida his wife, Elin Nordegren, used a golf club to smash the back window of the Cadillac Escalade, then helped him out. More » -
#openthread
Saturday Night Special
Good christ. I need a drink. So do Tiger and Brad, and probably some Secret Service guys, too. Time to pour some Saturday night open thread. More » -
#goingrogue
'The State That She Did Govern Was Right Across the Street from Russia'
Some nice people decided to interview Sarah Palin fans at a book signing in Ohio about precisely which of her policies, in detail, made them want her to run for president in 2012. More » -
#volunteerism
Problems of Brad Pitt: Pretty Lower Ninth Public Housing Pissing People Off?
Further proving the road to hell as indeed paved with good intentions—or in this case, "green" concrete—Brad Pitt's taking flack for building housing in New Orleans' Katrina-devastated Lower Ninth ward. The houses are dreamy. The reaction isn't. More » -
#maritaldiscourse
Brad Pitt's Got 99 Problems, and an Angelina's One: Smokin' Weed and Psycho Women
Problems of Brad Pitt, Part 2. Can he live? No. The New York Post reports on a book coming out detailing Brad Pitt's recent troubles. Among them: Brangalina's divorce-bound, because Angelina Jolie's psychotic. Also: Jennifer Aniston's totally a paranoid stoner.
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#gatecrashersgate
Did an Indian Diplomat Help the Salahis Crash the White House?
The Secret Service is currently investigating how fameballs Michaele and Tareq Salahi crashed Obama's first state dinner, Bravo camera crew in tow. We have a theory: Their polo buddy, Indian ambassador Arun K. Singh, got them in on the DL.
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#quitters
Sarah Palin Quits Race
Participating in a 5K Turkey Trot benefiting the Red Cross, Palin opted out before the finish line. Her gathered fans were sad. To her credit: those holiday-based 5K hangover runs always sound like better ideas than they actually are. [TP] -
#blowjobs
Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
Riddle me this! What do Greenville, South Carolina, allegations of John McCain's illegitimate African American kid, Christian Coalition leader Ralph Reed, and former Dubya press secretary Ari Fleischer getting a blowjob have in common? No, really: guess. Ready? So awesome: More »
