Does Anybody Know How to Fix This Busted Protocol Droid?

“I do not come to you tonight with the ability to speak Spanish,” Mike Huckabee, once and future presidential pork product, told a Hispanic group in a speech Wednesday night. “But I do speak a common language. I speak Jesus.”

Talk amongst yourselves.

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Does Anybody Know How to Fix This Busted Protocol Droid?

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