Last night, a horribly inbred beast called "Malachy" was named Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. What is this thing? It is a...

• Sentient hairball
• Fur-ruffled Roomba
• Quadrupedal wiglet
• Alien footstool
• Tribble
• Lovable lint trap
• Living mullet
• 4-year-old pompom
• 12-pound dustmop
• Fuzzy slipper with a tongue
• Little furball
• Hirsute jellyfish
• Waddling hair bush
• Snub-nosed dust mote
• Carrot Top's head in a neutral color palette
• Insanely delicious
• Impossibly inbred spawn of wolves
• Cousin Itt's pet
• Maribou satchet
• Animated wigstand
• The tangled hair wad in the garbage can after your girlfriend cleans her hairbrush? If that thing sprouted legs.
• Shiny-eyed cotton ball
• Slobbering frizz beast
• Crotch-sniffing tuffet
• Placid Pekingese

[Images of Malachy via AP, tribbles via Wikimedia Commons]