Donald Trump Announces That He Is Definitely For Sure Picking Indiana Governor Mike Pence as His Vice Presidential Nominee

It’s Pence! Really this time. Definitely. Almost certainly.

The Indiana governor was framed as Donald Trump’s “safest” option—an archetypical right-wing Republican who manages to be both completely boring and totally evil. He has an “A” rating from the National Rifle Association, and the Cato Institute has called him a “champion tax cutter.” Also, he hates gay people and women.

Trump confirmed earlier reports that he was going with Pence via Twitter, despite having said last night that he would postpone the announcement following the attacks in Nice, France. Plans change! And not a moment too soon, either.