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Keeping track of Donald Trump’s seemingly endless stream of fuck-ups and “fuck yous” can be challenging for even the most dogged reporter, so it was as a great public service on Wednesday that Trump recalled some of his greatest hits at a rally in Florida—while additionally claiming he could have stopped 9/11.
“And those commercials were so false just like Hillary’s commercials,” said Trump, according to CBS News’ Sopan Deb, before summarizing several of his opponent’s attack ads for the crowd. “Like she’s got the one with the blood coming out of the eyes. And I meant her nose or her ears or her mouth but these people are perverted and they thought it was another location.”
“We had a story where I was talking about people dancing in the street,” Trump continued. “Or dancing on the rooftops, you remember. Now in all fairness throughout the world they were dancing but I said in New Jersey they were dancing. And no, I said—when the World Trade Center came down.”
“By the way,” Trump added, “those people that knocked down the World Trade Center most likely under the Trump policy wouldn’t have been here to knock down the World Trade Center, just so you understand.”
“Then they put a reporter on me and nobody’s better to people with disabilities than me,” Trump said at another point in the speech. “But the reporter, all of a sudden, remembered it totally different from the story. And he was groveling. I won’t make the motions because if I do, they’ll say something, you know.”
Trump, of course, had already said it all himself.