Donald Trump called in to Fox and Friends this morning to comment on Miss World's decision to nix bikinis in the Indonesian competition so as not to offend the country's large Muslim population:
Well I own Miss Universe so I'm actually very happy about it because if [Miss World doesn't] have bikinis their ratings are gonna go right down the tubes.
"What about 'Best Burqa' as a compromise?" says Brian Kilmeade. Which is supposed to be a joke because LOL WOMEN WHO WEAR BURQAS INSTEAD OF BIKINIS CAN'T BE BEAUTIFUL. Get it?
"Oh wouldn't that be beautiful," Trump "jokes" back.
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