A donut shop opening inside a YMCA will sell low-fat muffins, salads, sandwiches, and yogurt to gym patrons. But not donuts, because that wouldn't mesh with the Y's health-conscious image.
Rather than change its name to Honey Dew Muffins, Salads, Sandwiches and Yogurt, the Quincy, Massachusetts, Honey Dew Donuts just decided to torture gym-goers with the promise of delicious pastries without actually delivering the goods.
Making matters worse, the donut-free Honey Dew is the company's only location in town.
Oh, and about those low-fat muffins? They reportedly contain more calories and sugar than the forbidden donuts.