OH. MY. GOD. YOU. GUYS. Last night's "The Hills"? So, like, Lauren and ex-BF Jason are spending time together again and even though nothing's happened yet, it's like totally clear that it could? So they go to super-hot restaurant Ketchup? And who walks in right after them but HEIDI AND SPENCER? And everyone's like totally shocked even though this is a completely scripted drama? And there is like MAJOR uncomfortableness between them because HEIDI AND SPENCER SUCK? So the next day at work Heidi comes in and starts telling Elodie about it? And Elodie's all, Why do you think that is? And Heidi's all hurt and confused? Maybe she doesn't realize it's because SHE'S A TOTAL BITCH? Anyway, OH. MY. GOD.