Download Beyoncé's New "Visual Album" (It's Called BEYONCÉ, Obviously)

Just when you thought it was safe to go to bed on a quiet Thursday night, Beyoncé has released her new album. It appears to be called BEYONCÉ — either that or it has no title at all — and is being dubbed as a "visual album," which continues 2013's trend of pop stars delivering highly anticipated albums in highly impractical formats. Let's blame it on "disruption."

The album — her fifth — has 14 tracks and 18 videos, making this like the Beyoncé version of storing food as you go to hibernate for the winter. Features include Jay Z, Drake, Frank Ocean, the rest of Destiny's Child, and daughter Blue Ivy, with production from Timbaland and Pharrell (amongst others, presumably).

But the best part is that we no longer have to give a shit about whether or not Beyoncé is a Good Vegan.

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