Finally: A website that takes the guess work out of drunk-dialing members of Congress — by drunk-dialing a member of Congress for you.
Unsure what to drunkenly yell? The single-serving site even provides you with helpful drunk-talking points such as "I can't watch the panda," and "why don't you make yourself useful and at least mow the law?"
Drunk dialing congress has truly never been easier. Just add alcohol.