Finally: A website that takes the guess work out of drunk-dialing members of Congress — by drunk-dialing a member of Congress for you.
The way DrunkDialCongress.org works is, you get drunk, type in your phone number into the call box, hit send, and then wait for a call connecting you to the office of a random congressman or woman.
Unsure what to drunkenly yell? The single-serving site even provides you with helpful drunk-talking points such as "I can't watch the panda," and "why don't you make yourself useful and at least mow the law?"
Drunk dialing congress has truly never been easier. Just add alcohol.