It's long been a source of furious contention among many a college kid, but now the debate can finally be put to rest thanks to science.
Well, Internet science.
The good folks at BuzzFeed have subjected one of their own to two forms of inebriation — marijuana and alcohol — in order to test "if people function better drunk or stoned."
For the record, the marijuana used in the production of this experiment "was obtained and consumed legally in California."
The alcohol requires no excuses because why should a drug found to be more harmful than crack be difficult to buy, am I right?
Now let the games begin.
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Next up: PCP v. bath salts
And forevermore my response to any challenge will be, "LISTEN! I will kick the fire's ass". Done.
ETA: All of my best friends upon entering any drinking establishment will be serenaded with "Goldman, Dolphin Cop"...because in my previous life I must have been a stoned 20 year old boy and find this hilarious.