A blind item in Page Six today struck a nerve:

WHICH online gossip has friends worried? He's sent very nasty notes to random people out of the blue, and some say the teetotaller is back on the sauce.

As we understand it, getting blitzed and sending emails with the subject line YOU FLITHY CUNT is pretty much a de rigeur part of any 'internet gossip's day, but we decided we'd play along and throw this one out there for your guesses. We had some trouble coming up with options, though, because no internet gossip we know could ever in a trillion years be referred to as a 'teetotaller.' So, write-in candidates are even more welcome than usual.
[Update: We added Ted at your behest. Stop emailing about him now please.]

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