Like many, Ellen Page has recurring dreams she can't quite understand. Hers include stage fright-inducing pubic hair and hanging out with fellow Canadian Justin Bieber.

She first tells Conan of her anxiety dreams, which mainly involve overgrown pubic hair: "So I'll be like on stage, getting ready to act, and I'm just in my underwear and I look down and it's just like — I might as well be an old man's beard or something."

Her Bieber dreams, though, are positively quotidian by comparison: "We were in his childhood home in Canada, just hanging out, and his mom came home with takeout from IKEA, and we were like, 'Yeah!'"

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