Like many, Ellen Page has recurring dreams she can't quite understand. Hers include stage fright-inducing pubic hair and hanging out with fellow Canadian Justin Bieber.
She first tells Conan of her anxiety dreams, which mainly involve overgrown pubic hair: "So I'll be like on stage, getting ready to act, and I'm just in my underwear and I look down and it's just like — I might as well be an old man's beard or something."
Her Bieber dreams, though, are positively quotidian by comparison: "We were in his childhood home in Canada, just hanging out, and his mom came home with takeout from IKEA, and we were like, 'Yeah!'"
IKEA meatballs, no longer made of horses, linger in the dreams of Canadian celebrities.