For Fashion Week, Vogue took Nicki Minaj backstage to teach Alexander Wang models the "Anaconda" dance. The footage proves once and for all that Kate Upton is the exception, not the rule. Models can't twerk.
The girls do make cute attempts though. Look at them trying to move their impossibly long legs like normal humans:
Twerking, however, will never, ever happen.
We all have our strengths. Perhaps this was Nicki's sly way of illustrating her timeless lyric, "Fuck the skinny bitches in the club."