Every Local News Anchor Had the Same Reaction to Mike Myers' New Baby

When local news anchors around the country learned that Mike Myers and his wife Kelly Tisdale were expecting their second baby, they all had the exact same reaction.

Of course, this isn't the first time that Conan has demonstrated how, as YouTuber John Glenn put it, "the entire country's news is written by a single dolphin," but this time around the anchors did have the chance to add their personal flair to the tired pun, which made the whole thing that much more disturbing.

[H/T: Tastefully Offensive, video via Team Coco]