Erstwhile Gawker editor and New York culturist-at-large Joshua David Stein has created, just in time for Valentine's Day, a romantic Mad Lib for our Brooklyn bobo era, complete with prompts for cheap beer, dive bars, and flash-in-the-pan bands.

Click to see the whole thing at New York Press. We've decided the bar will be the Royal Oak and the girl's name will be Rebekkah. What story will YOU tell?