The Golden Globes Are Off To a Very Shitty StartS

The red carpet at tonight's Golden Globes is going to be extra hilarious. For us, that is, because we won't be trudging over the disgusting sewage-soaked rug soaked you see above. Somewhere an Academy Awards producer is shriveling his nose.

Ryan Seacrest, of course, is at the scene

[photo via Dave Karger]