Good for him.
Via the Gainesville Sun:
Police are looking for a man they say has urinated repeatedly on people as they stood at locations near the University of Florida campus.
The victims told the Gainesville Police Department they were standing with their backs turned to the man when they suddenly felt themselves being urinated upon, according to a GPD report.
Apparently the incidents happened four days apart, just across the street from UF's main campus.
When the victims confronted the suspect, he exposed himself and then ran off.
The suspect is described as a black man, approximately 25-30 years old, 6 feet tall, medium to chunky build, short curly hair and dark complexion. He was last seen wearing a gray or dark hoodie and baggy jeans.
The perpetrator may have altered his appearance to avoid detection:
[Photo credits: AP]