"Fuck Her Right in the Pussy," the fake catchphrase that has tragically mutated into an actual meme, continued its steady march toward world domination this week when it appeared on a hacked traffic sign in Hillsborough County, Fla.
The sign, which was supposed to alert drivers to road construction, instead scandalized locals who hadn't already been exposed to FHRITP on YouTube or during the World Cup. (Turns out these things are trivial to hack if the access panels are left unlocked.)
Last week, there was still a chance that "right in the pussy" wouldn't be the stickiest internet thing of the year, but now it appears resistance is futile. You win, John Cain. It's still possible to force a meme in 2014.