While reporting from Boston on new bombing investigation details, Fox News reporter Mike Tobin — or, rather, his cheeks — were abruptly ambushed by two pursed-lipped live-shot invaders.

Exhibiting all the reflexes of a well-rested ninja, Tobin coolly ejected the trespassing coquettes from the spotlight, adding with polite aplomb, "Please don’t do that."

Mike Tobin: Business in the front, business on the sides.


[H/T: Mediaite, video via Reddit]