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We watched every single minute of The Wire.
We rounded up every single blogging cliche.
We saw shouty PR man Ron Torossian sue a lady for the audacity of helping someone escape his firm.
We spent the night in jail.
We pointed and laughed at silly journalists and their overzealous ways of capturing all the news.
We covered the latest fakey-fake memoir debacle: Valley Girl turned "gang member"!
We got all up in a tizzy over puppies. Verdict? We like them!
We learned how to land a job... at the New York Times!
We wondered: are bloggers bipolar?
We threw a grenade at Keith Gessen, certain other writers.
If we have to teach you how to be a blogger, we'll do that later.
We told Oscar-winning French actress Marion Cotillard where she could shove it.
But still, thank God for French women: sexing it up for the rest of us.
We analyzed why moneymaking blogs should never be sold.
There was terror! But we solved it.
Does John Mayer annoy us? We can't decide.
Jim Behrle's cartoon, attached, sums it all up kreepily. That is all. Let the FNFF'ing commence!

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